BlanchDP's comments

But then there’s separation of church and state so it makes it kinda convoluted.

I grew up in church and still attend on a somewhat regular basis, and I agree with this. 99% of mega churches are businesses and ran like it

Hands down

This will be under appreciated by people who haven’t watched Moana 127 times

“Cause poop is gross”, well no shit!!

A-fucking-men

As someone who constantly chews their nails, this so much.

I’m not a genius, but I think his spoon is too big.

I’m ugly because I’m fat..I’m fat because I’m ugly..

Tuba honest, I didn’t notice it either.

The only proper response at this point. +1

Candy Crush. Not even sure how that would work tbh but I’m guessing it’d be pretty....sweet.

Duly noted, sir/madam.

I apologize for the inefficient camera work as I was somewhat inebriated.

Guess who’s back

The event of 3 spouts forming within minutes of each other, maybe not but being caught on camera is. That was the jest of the rarity.

Never intended to get paid, just what my buddy told me in his line of work it could net some decent bucks. That’s all

Speaking more to the rarity of 3 spouts forming within minutes of each other and being caught on camera.

If there's a rumblin in your tummy and you feel somethin runny...

This guy...he gets it.

The Ad that is suggested just so happens to be Pert on my screen. Foreshadowing? Intentional placement? No one will ever know..

One in my town said they don't start serving Flurries until 3 or 4 pm. Try going at 6 pm and see if you can get one, chances are very slim.

An article I read once blamed it on how long it takes to clean the machine. 4 hours to be exact. I think it's a lie.