Buttbongo

68 pts ยท February 15, 2014


My cassette rewinder of choice was the Bic pen with ink matching cap, They were also known as Biro's in England and used for blow darts.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a great opportunity to discover if it's possible to shit through your mouth. Must be a great rush for the survivors though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to do similar things with a chicken foot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am agog.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of them are right on the money. I am suitably impressed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have seen them for sale. It was a few years ago, but they may still be available.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That'll teach ya.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Traffic was never a problem when I lived in England. Course, that was in the sixties and almost no one owned cars except the well to do.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do the "others" know about this?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep, three Dalits in loincloths.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why the fuck does a refrigerator need access to the internet? To watch porn while you're getting a beer?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life is inherently dangerous. Patrick did what he wanted to do. He died doing things he loved. We should all be so lucky. Live Life.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's gotta leave some gnarly tagnuts

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have discovered the first level of bliss my son.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure what the Styrofoam cup's function is though?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breaking up sucks, but, you have a dog who loves you!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go out and use that second chance!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a lucky kid to have a mentor...............

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I tried throwing urine at a cop on a date. It didn't work out so well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or one bone twenty nine times

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I disagree. We are destroying our planet, how could that not be worse? Smart phones mean little when you're drowning in your own shit.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Well said!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There is a tool that is spring loaded and drives a sharp metal point into the glass.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Older white high school graduates feel that they have been ignored for forty plus years and they are angry about it. No one else cares.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 13

As a Baby Boomer, fuck you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

"Tastes like balls too............."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those who do not do that generally have few friends

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know if I have ever tasted a nice wine since they all taste like sour grapes to me. Bring your own bottle the next time you asshole.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That also applies to any spineless untalented douche with ambition in a corporate environment too, doesn't it?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Especially not if it reveals your innate assholeness.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 10