CalculatesMistepsInJudgment

4284 pts · December 31, 2017


Can you send this back to the original poster?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My glass is getting shorter on whiskey ice and water.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20 years from now you will see glitter and go Damn still?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It is so blatant that Melania’s pool boy doesn’t even bother to make excuses anymore. That is why he tore down the east wing. The fling aint got more back door. Stop Donald, just stop. He knows the dog ain’t got no teeth.
Could u c it koming? You old dog you.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the new version of Alex Jones?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweetheart, are my keys in there too?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I ran distance in high school, the mile, two mile and cross country. I know this look well. That fat out-of-shape ass couldn’t chase a brown person very far with the 50 pounds of “necessary equipment” they carry now days.
The saying “when the head starts spinning so does the stomach”. Ha ha.
BETTER BE IN SHAPE TO TERRORIZE PEOPLE!

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The old argument “I left my gun leaning against a sign and it didn’t shoot anyone” fails to hold scrutiny.

3 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Or corporations.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They actively want to reduce the population of the earth so they can have more. Kill anti-vaxxers and their kids first. Starve them then convince them that Trump was right about everything

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It ain’t stupid if it works.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I’m not buying this bullshit-in-a-box.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Understanding the diff between taller and longer seem like grade school stuff

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The greatest thing about a sundress is that there is sooooo much hidden by so little.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is what you get when you hire a real estate guy for President.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hunter Biden’s laptop. Humm…. They think we forgot how hard and long they pushed that narrative. They thrusted that in our faces over and over. Now, just flaccidity from the pricks on the right.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“And the next thing I knew…”

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What would be great is MORE gold vessels on this mantle - Trump probably

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They grew legs, the tail fell off, and they said, “Bud” “wi” “ser” then hopped off to eat one of those giant insects from back in the day.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brawndo-Because it has electrolytes. It’s what plants need.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Perfect title.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. By folding it into a triangle, and then, get this, burning it. Then you should bury it. But the burning part will eat the shit out of DumDum.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I just wanna know where I can buy one of those things.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They knew to ignore you. Ha ha.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are correct. I’ve never seen any sumo move.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Please follow me home Mister Breaking and Entering. We have lots of stuff and work from 7 to 5 every weekday like clockwork.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And that Folks is how a drunken chicken BBQ really starts.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn’t Trump say that drug dealers should get the death penalty? Because I remember him saying that. And now with the Venezuelan “drug dealers” he is actively bombing out of the ocean, what is the real story?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is he from the Blue Man Group? Because they were doing this years ago.

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Is Tylenol safe to take with bleach?

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