CamiClicker

921 pts ยท May 6, 2019


A clutz like me would carve myself to fattie carpaccio in about 5 seconds flat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have an abundance of bike paths in Denmark. We apparently also have an abundance of idiots.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same in Denmark. But idiocy transcends borders, I guess

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Swimmie girl has a naughty mouth. She should get a swear jar. Also adorable and my long haired gsd does that whenever we pass a muddy hole

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like The Long Dark

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair the bar is low. Salt probably also make poop taste better but I dont wanna do a taste test to decide. Also, made me chuckle.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to hide my phone from my German shepherd- he's terrified of hedgies. They were cute tho! (Don't tell him I said that!)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can always try online. There's a place called roll20.net- they also have a fb group where you can find players/dms.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-3.25. Pffft. Rocking -11 and -10.75 here. Without glasses I see coloured blurbs.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

As a Dane it just sounds like things are insanely cheap in the US.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Share the problem? By that I mean the recipe!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember watching TV at age 6, seeing the wall coming down and not understanding why my father, a big bear of a man, was bawling.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bloody love Karl. And tbh all I know about Anne Frank is that she hid from the nazis and wrote a journal. Attic not cupboard though :D

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dont care who you are. The first one is GOLD!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can, yes. Come live in Denmark. We're nice! Seriously hope everything works out for you.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Did you have halloween lights outside? Where I live kids only ring doorbells where the pumpkins are lit

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Have you considered not letting them watch TV while they eat?

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

"Not to be a dick..." -> calls child a turd.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

First gif - eerily close to my work as a kindergarten teacher during their lunch time.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There're literally grapes in the shot

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I dont even have a penis and I flinched. Then again I dont think he has a penis anymore, either

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I wanted this but unfortunately it only works on thin windows and mine are like Garfield after a lasagna festival :(

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh gosh for a moment I thought it was Mr Puckett that had gallbladder surgery and teared up. Adorable sketch! I hope you recover well!!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This looks like a scene from Red Dead Redemption 2. Beautiful!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think we should

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I feel this so deeply

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That guy has the greatest genuine laugh

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a good thing I don't live in the US because if I had easy access to stuff like this I'd be even fatter than I already am

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0