CaptRandom1290

19787 pts ยท October 13, 2014


I like D&D and fishing if you want to talk but don't have an icebreaker. Pokemon Master since 1997.

Something's wrong with your turtle

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The counter-clowise maneuver!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." -Zapp Brannigan

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#21 I made a joke in my campaign about how there was a brothel in the town called "The Soup Kitchen" where married men would go and make it sound like they were volunteering. The group asked me if there was an actual soup kitchen and I panicked and said " Yes, it's called The Broth-el"

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best use I've seen, bravo!

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone who doesn't follow sports, "ejected from fever-sky game by sky's cloud" is a wild sentence

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To this day, the Motorola Droid 3 was the best phone I've ever owned. If they made it with present-day specs I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except he's wearing it backwards, since the stars should face forward while running into battle

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good to be skeptical when something looks off, but that looks like normal artifacting from rolling shutter and/or frame rate matching the tire's rpm

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marc Jacobs Georg is an outlier

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From a cannon

4 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Lemmings die if left to their own devices, and sometimes must be sacrificed for victory. Pikmin will be carefully and meticulously instructed to safely navigate the world, and instead choose to wake up the largest predator they can find by jumping directly into its mouth.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

My party went the other way: fought a giant until things got dicey and then polymorphed it into a chicken.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't think that's a safe assumption to make of an anime

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I honestly thought he was just a meme until he did an episode of Game Grumps

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So... did that guy know it was fake or was he fully prepared to explode some children?

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tree migration, very rare to witness

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

You know what it means.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 the bearded dragon unlocks the magic skill tree and the otter unlocks the melee skill tree

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boxen

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jfc this made me laugh so hard!

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's Supermega on YouTube

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#37 Once again, this is NOT a Tasseled Wobbegong. This is a Goosefish.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#7 Don't pour fuel into random plastic, it will probably dissolve it. Don't tie a rope around a ball hitch, it can become a deadly projectile. Don't use a wrench on the threads of a fitting if you want to be able to use that fitting again.

1 month ago | Likes 183 Dislikes 1

Oh yeeeeeeah... how is old Grimey?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because we're running and we're fat

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Not to be confused with 'Thaumaturgy' which is for clerics

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless you have a shiny charm

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems like you completely understood what's happening here

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I had one before I could read and no one explained how it worked, but the gears made good ninja stars

2 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0