CaptainCranium

3005 pts ยท October 6, 2013


The things that do not end us, make us that much stronger. It will get better, my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Life's a Bitch and then you die, that's why we get high cos you never know when you gonna go!

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Who you callin dumb?

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

It doesn't even matter.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Lemonade stand.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Coming from SarcasticSwede.. Hmmm..

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Baseball players or football players?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"The" should not be capitalized after the colon.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

This is a repost from literally 1 hour ago..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cunt

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 19

Had a 20 minute conversation on the phone before the customer asked what store they were calling.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crisp rat

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Or you can be an angry neck-beard warrior and type angry comments.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You got me so I don't know what I'm doing, yeah!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Go back to hogwarts, harry.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And I'll try not to sing out of key! OHH!!~....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy Jesus. Someone call 911.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Couldn't cut it as a poor man Spielberg.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

TIL 'handing over' and 'passing' are equivalent.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Luckily for me the post has emojis so I know how to react

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Found the feminist

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Commas, are 'h,ard

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Literally going to work (geek squad) in 7 hours. All stories confirmed.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unicorn tears and snowman fingers

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My blade-a seeks a-vengeance!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Balls

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*You are not a smart breed.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

No.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Corned beef.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dafuq?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1