CaptainHyperbole

117904 pts · July 21, 2015


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Oh a classic!

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Absinth

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I wish I did that with my 04 forrester
I’m definitely never going to buy a “new car” again not with all this new technology that forces adds on you and tracks your eye movements and can be hacked by anyone that’s willing to put 5 minutes of effort into it.

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I’ve definitely seen this painting/ picture here on Imgur many times, dating back to around a decade.

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I initially thought I was seeing Stevo

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Jazz hands!

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They only had to pay $145k in fines? And the grieving family doesn’t get any of that? I hate that when shit like this happens the government gets to keep that money, every time the family gets absolutely nothing and the huge mega-corporation gets a small fine, insultingly small fine. Our system is broken

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#10 this guy is so ready for the end of his shift

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#6 cats are pretty badass

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Is the origins of this meme?

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Alcohol was involved in every single one of these

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I am so happy that I never had to watch that horrible video. I still regret even knowing what the ending is referencing.

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What is this?

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That water doesn’t look clean enough nor deep enough, and that pool is not big enough, someone’s going to over shoot the landing and get really hurt

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I know most of it, but I can never remember how to write’z’ in cursive, also capital ‘Q’. My school only taught us up to ‘k’. I know that every elementary school classroom had the cursive alphabet posted along the wall above the chalkboard, I just never looked at it like ever.

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Ha

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A lot of people would be happy with 2nd.

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Well… now you have…

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Every system we thought we could rely on has failed us, so many people have failed us, especially merrick garland!

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#9 what the actual fuck

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I come to this site to get away from these horrible TikToker voices.
Jesus fucking Christ I hate the so fucking much

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The hypocrisy just makes it so much worse

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I’m soooo jealous, tax season is horrible for me, I have legit panic attacks every year, it’s just way more stressful than it needs to be here in the U.S.. I would live it for the govt to fill out all the paperwork for me and then send it to me to check.

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Wow

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I know I’m 2 months late for this and thus I’m just screaming into the void, BUT I’m going to say this anyway.
I mean, is she honestly surprised she got fired? Like everyone in that administration gets fired at some point. I doubt there were any appointees left in their original position at the end of the child-rapists first term that was there from day one. People get fired incredibly fast, like that one guy that didn’t even make it 2 days. I forget who and what position, it was just super shor

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I’ve definitely seen a YouTube thing about how someone nearly killed themselves doing exactly this, they were n the ICU and everything. It’s this sort of bullshit that can kill your kidneys and or liver.

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