Centroid

69064 pts · June 29, 2012


I’m telling you I have watched them do it. It’s madness. Not mature sunflowers, but anywhere between sprout and juvenile.

I’m pissed because I got poison ivy everywhere, and caught myself on fire, like 2nd degree burns over 30% of my arm, clearing out this back area. And the plants ARE fresh as fuck. And then they just destroy these big patches.

The deer are a problem but harder to solve without a fence. Can’t shoot or trap a deer in my yard in front of a bus stop lol.

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Truth

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Hell yeah fuck yeah! Playing tomorrow.

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No, no, they eat my plants when they’re young. By the time the sun seeds are ready, I’ve gotten to enjoy my flowers. The squirrels and birds beat them to the seeds anyway. But the chucks eat a lot of other intended flowers too. They seem to like young plants/sprouts quite a bit. They also just create trampled paths, like tunnels through the tall flowers. They dug a whole complex under my shed.

The county culls deer every once in a while they get so bad. I’m only trying to save insects/birds.

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He is all the way gone.

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WTF is nuclear concrete? And why are we killing ourselves to appease a senile demented pedo grifter crank? They could have stopped it ANYTIME they wanted while KEEPING power anyway.

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Until I saw Forrest it was a toss up between Ghost Dog and The Room lol

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I found one up a tree. Like >10’ high. Never seen a woodchuck up a tree like that. They DGAF about fences. My arborist hippie neighbor even gave up and asked me if I’d start killing them for her. We had teamed up on a live trap operation because she and my GF didn’t want to kill. She has a fully fenced in backyard and dogs. Didn’t stop them.

Never expected to grow up to be farmer McGregor, but here I am…

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My flower garden was glorious until they mauled it, but I get being part of the ecosystem. Tons of monarchs and fireflies this year. They didn’t bother me until they destroyed my massive sunflower patch. I’m out for blood, but next year I’m planting stuff they don’t like. Can’t afford/get permit for fence, but I’ve been planting trees instead. The “green wall.”

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Can’t build (or afford + permit) a fence in front and they go straight under the neighbors’ fences with new holes. I live on a big lot in front of a bus stop in an older part of the city with regular gunfire. On my block they are pure menace. You’ll downvote that I kill them after two years of attempting live traps and relocating. But I keep THREE honey bee hives that are thriving, a bat house, robins/woodpeckers nest around me, and my yard is butter/firefly city. I just hate those fuckin chucks

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Thank you for not stabbing me

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Came here to say exactly that, verbatim.

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What accent does this guy have? Is that somewhere in Ireland, Scotland, or Whales? I feel like that’s a question that could get me stabbed.

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One really needs two nights in Bangkok

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They’re not so cute when they destroy months of work in a single day in your garden. Little bastards.

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I’d say less Bush and more Fox News/right wing media/radio.

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An extra loud wind tunnel with old poo smears.

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I always liked the note that Tim Curry treated himself as a fellow muppet in Treasure Island, and Michael Cain treated the muppets as fellow actors in Christmas Carol.

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Slaanesh is androgynous. More like “space marines are frustrated eunuchs deep inside.”

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Just big asshole tiny dick energy

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This man hasn’t spoken to any Muslim women

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And a “good job” banana sticker.

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Everything reminds me of her

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When you’ve been in the field for months, Vienna sausages are a treat. Otherwise they are a failure/punishment.

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It’s bullshit that he can draw better than me too. Come on, man.

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Thank you

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What’s this game/lore called?

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