ChasingPirates

1727 pts ยท August 14, 2013


I enjoy long walks on the snowy sidewalk with my dog; cooking breakfast with my dog; and occasionally I've been known to draw. Came here for funny, stayed for interesting, artistic, and, obviously, dogs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What do you call two cows masterbating?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And fewer pesky teeth to worry about next time!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

note to self...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hufflepuff Steve?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep him. And the kitten

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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That panda's butt looks a lot like a cat

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

shortest Netflix series to date

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Yes Campari is transparent. I'm not sure exactly why, but after "floating" it on the maple it half mixed and half didn't to get the opaque

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! Certainly got some looks; probably the knife combined with my bar crowd cracking up about pod shots

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely revolting, yes. Thank you! I've been practicing my layers

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried the spoon - never works for me. I actually ended up grabbing our paring knife, worked amazingly!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Campari, and it's Maple Liqueur (We live in Vermont)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Good thing about the shots, you live tomorrow; only downside - if I imagine what a pod actually tastes like, this would probably be it!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blue Curacao, Maple Liqueur & Campari; made with coloring in mind, not taste.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hey, I don't judge when it comes to chocolate

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Bog goofball

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun office supplies?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would that be the sound of flatulence in Massachusetts?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Said Shrimp on his many properties, "I know properties, I have all the best properties. Lots of properties"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What a good dog, at least he stuck to the trade agreement.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I bought him off a Greek chappie I met in the pub"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"5-Century Rule!"

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I would not be mad if I received that as a wrong number text

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very nice!!

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