ChloeRed

258435 pts · February 24, 2015


UK based IT consultant B̶a̶d̶ Terrible puns a speciality.

Someone asked me if I'd punch a nazi. I replied only if I didn't have something to use as a club.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it sounds like a 30 year old peugoet 1.9 diesel, then "it sounds like that car" and "doesn't sound stock" are indeed mutually exclusive.

12 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uk here, my local petrol station went to £1.849 a litre yesterday, that's €2.15...

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given the look of the rear quarter, it's a Phew-geot ;)

17 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smelling? so a Phewgoet?

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a 30+ year old peugoet 1.9 diesel to me.

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Given the rear quarter being green/mossy, I get the feeling this is the "banger of who cares" on a farm or the like.

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a DW10 (the 165 version) in a Mk4 estate outside, 222,000 miles on her so far

17 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Entire car was a little floaty at that point, you just have to keep the front wheels spinning to keep you moving till you find the bottom.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That'd be the DW10 or DW12 then...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's about when Imgur banned the UK from accessing the site.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's also extra sections known as the UK spots to make the show longer

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Issue he had with flying ed force one is fronting a maiden gig isn't classed as "resting" before flying ;)

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd let you watch, I would invite you.
But the queens we use would not excite you.

1 day ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Ook.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Trans people are not interested in making other people trans, but transphobes are interested in making other people dead." fixed it...

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If not, and it met Steve in the afterlife, you know he'd be "sorry I scared you mate, strewth, didn't you grow!"

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, if you're seeing a surgeon in the US, you're going to get fucked in one way what ever happens?

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

So far, that's 3 of us!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most UK houses don't have windows that you could use window units with, therefore due to lack of demand, a window unit is about $750

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a while it stopped being official, due to safety/medical reasons.. and people just continued to do it anyway, just with no support.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"does not know how to sleep like a cat. Four times a day, a different even weirder sleeping pose." Sounds like a cat to me!

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"see also: manager"

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

where as the US version got a 2.0 and 2.2 petrol only. 2/2

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not like that's been happening for decades? When ford launched the focus, the world had 2 diesel and 3 petrol models, ending at the 1.6 1/

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this a 5 minute argument, or the full half hour?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But do you have Milly's stun gun?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Launch every zig

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, everywhere she walks, she's on the catwalk...

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*shoots bullet in to the ceiling* ....1+1+2+1....

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0