Clockworker

100 pts ยท June 7, 2015


Yeah is that so? Then why the fuck is he dead.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I mean he's probably a good father but he cheated on his wife for quite a period of time. But they also seem to have patched it up so idk

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah, and Obama was a centrist. Checks out to me.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You won't find me defending Obama

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

not locking up kids is insane, they deserve to be locked up the little shits. They think they can trespass on my lawn every damn day? SAD

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Enlightened Centrism must see flaws in both sides or it'll go too radically left, supporting insanity like medicare or not locking up kids

6 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 16

Unemployment until you get lucky or pity.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Its so much harder to get a job if you can't access facilities to look presentable. Its one step of several, but a haircut is a step.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Costa Rica better not fuck with birds, learn from Australia's mistakes people!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-soft bells-

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love octopuses I love people that make octopus accessories I love you octopus person

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah they are. I'm stoked, my group is about to dive even deeper into geekdom with Shadowrun.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most forgotten candles slowly drown themselves in a pool of their own "tears" until they're extinguished and life is meaningless god is dead

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

or would be if he could afford a computer off his meager wage hon hon hon hon

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was a wild ride. You know reality TV gets REAL when they cut all the music for that Gordon monologue at the end.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so rare

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I for one am still waiting.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

plot twist: lady doctor

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a mauve fixed gear bicycle for two with german tarot cards in the spokes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The one night where it might be handy to bleed once a month.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The concentration of froobs in HotS is seriously disconcerting, but I remember the olden days of LoL not being too disimilar lol.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't the Amy Poehler smoke, which makes this even better?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What the hell Robert is this a job interview? Whatever, I'll see you around." -Mr.Mitten-Wiggles 2015

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people have no manners.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

heh

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Its a bright new day on the jokeless internet, where people always tell their truest, deepest feelings and never make comedic statements.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

No you weren't, this is the internet! #redhanded #wasted #explorernojokingok

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Hey bik boy u lookeen' fur a good time?"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0