Cocoaphobia

1950 pts ยท July 25, 2016


sweet jesus what is this website expect shitty art and pets thank u

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine steals plastic bags. He licks them. For hours.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gif was so long I had time to graduate, find a girlfriend, and have four kids before it ended

8 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That sounds nice.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NZ does sound alright. Have an ex-buddy there. maybe someday i'll head down there and never look back

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That actually is a nice idea. was always put off by the fauna and the heat though but i imagine you'd get used to it after a while

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Regular ol' US. Washington. Nice small town, good people here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would feel fantastic but she would immediately call the police

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah that's the plan. wish i could just. leave, yknow. move to switzerland and never have to hear her voice again, at least in person

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are too late. she has manifested as her own special monster in the corner of my room. Now she'll never leave me alone

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lick Toes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, there we are. I saw this in a night terror ~6 months ago. Never swimming again-

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, a tiny murder potato

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

',:)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Feed me." "Damn you, this food bowl isnt infinite" "More, slave, more!!!!!!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was getting to that after the sun dies but I guess I can do it a bit early hmmm

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We fulled it to the brim before that picture. She just ate it all

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There will be more cats <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ignore random bullshit straight lines, my tablet is an ass. I am too lazy to edit the post.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll probably never have the courage to call but thanks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Means he pussied out and ended up just hurting himself instead but he still had the intent of dying or ending up in hospital

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Basically. I run into that shit a lot. Where's the button that just says "hey no stop keeping me alive my intent is literally death thanks"?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't have enough time to build 2970 mile long stilts with which to hold the knife to stab him, sorry

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I wish. That would make things a whole lot easier

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On top of that fiasco I learned one of my friends very well could have died so that's nice. Can't wait for the depression to hit

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey whoever gets hired to do that can I hire them as well? Me and my friend are apparently both pretty shit at dying

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he hasnt got games to play, none of them are really multiplayer hh talking is just about all we got

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0