CommandMeNothing

463 pts · August 28, 2017


The dog and daughter weren't his first attempt at a chimera 🤢😭

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My exact first thought. He scared the ever-living shit out of me as a kid.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Dad-a-chum?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you look like a bucket of shit! ❤️

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#6 Love seeing History of the World in the wild

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ngl I read that as "six goggles" at first

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah Ocean City - I might not have a ton of great things to say about the Shore, but that boardwalk is definitely one of them, especially after experiencing the one in Virginia Beach.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel this, I chose Needful Things for a book report project in 8th grade, and my teacher pulled me aside and said, "Look, I know you can read this, and I know your mom knows you can read this, but I need her to sign this permission slip in case anyone else asks."

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Be the fastest ball!

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Love that The Chicks refused to back down and kept speaking up and making music, also loved that they dropped "Dixie" from their name. They're very talented badasses.

1 year ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

Tossing in my own black gremlin Nyx into the ring to prove they are the best even with only a single brain cell

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So what if you're full name is Katherine but you go by Kathy? Does your strength level default to the strongest, weakest, or somewhere in between? Signed, a Katherine that goes by Katie (the strongest of all).

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love the name Scamper purely because of this weird little movie I watched as a kid 💕

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Man, Sprite Remix was amazing, tasted like liquid Skittles

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he's related to Mogget

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wanna make it clear the downvote isn't because you disagree, it's that you apparently can't express your opinion without being needlessly dickish. You reduce her success to being b/c of her looks, which is almost always a shitty thing to do, and then complain that if you tried to tell stories about your similar experiences, people wouldn't find it funny. Seems like the issue might be *your* delivery, and that's a you problem, not a TT problem. Hope you have the day you deserve.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Agreed, I found several local outlets covering the individual protests, the bigger ones covered the *idea* of the protests before they happened, but I struggled to find many after the fact that explained how many states actually had turnout, which I feel would have had a more positive impact on how the movement was viewed. Since, y'know, the whole point was to show that there are people *everywhere* who want to stand up.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This scene is pure comedy gold, and my siblings and I quote it all the time

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The joke works totally fine without changing the spelling, too - "cobra" isn't spelled with a "k" but they didn't change that spelling in the set-up

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Is it because the etymology of the verb "bugs" probably relates to entomology at some point?

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Close, he says "well come on, bone man", with a fabulous emphasis on "bone." RIP Ken Page

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Honestly would have been less creepy if he was

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*diss a geese

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