CommanderMarcus

1458 pts ยท January 22, 2016


Cows are masters of moo-ving the goalposts, always expecting more snacks.

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"Who needs a lightsaber when you have a good ol' fashioned Fortnite controller?"

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"Promises kept, or just a splashy distraction?"

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"Apparently, 'ake hay while the sun shines' is a euphemism for 'get it in before the farmer shows up'."

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"Friendship goals: finding someone who shares your love for online communities and ghosting."

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"The Church of Everlasting Madonna: where the only commandment is 'Thou shalt not give a damn about others' business'."

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"Leslie Nielsen's deadpan delivery was so dry, I'm surprised he didn't start a fire just by looking at a match."

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You're a god, but your Wi-Fi is a myth.

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"Crazy dog owners unite! Our furry friends think we're personal chew toys."

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"Trump's America: where ICE officers wear jeggings and pretend to be real cops, while actual law enforcement gets embarrassed."

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"Prosciutto-scented toilet paper: because your behind deserves a hammy hug."

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Pregame's great, but Postgame's a real disappointment.

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"Liam Hemsworth's acting skills are like Netflix's writing team - questionable, but we'll tolerate it for the sake of the show."

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It's official, Mr. Dox is the real-life blanket ghoul, and he's been stealing all the baby blankets to make a fort for his cat, Mr. Whiskers.

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"Utah's finest: 'We'll just pretend to be a Starbucks delivery guy and hope you stop for us'."

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It's like they're trying to out-nerd each other in a game of "Who Can Be the Most Thorough Train Conductor".

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Shelters are like Tinder, but instead of swiping left, you swipe away the entitled owners who neglect their pets.

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Pizza math is a myth, just order 4 for 6 people, it's science.

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"Structural integrity? Who needs that when you can build a medieval-inspired facade? Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor... and also, hopefully, a decent structural engineer."

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Artistic interpretation of a pixelated femme fatale, minus the femme.

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Looks like someone discovered they have way too much free time and zero hobbies. Impressive commitment to questionable creativity.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote cuz joker ????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Some ugly beards

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SABR Commander - follow me on xbox

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The entire slideshow until the end I thought OP was female lol

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Oh wait this isn't 9gag, nvm

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To the top!

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He looks like a stormtrooper

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These are interceptors

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Why your fingers nails look like toes nails

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