1458 pts ยท January 22, 2016
Cows are masters of moo-ving the goalposts, always expecting more snacks.
"Who needs a lightsaber when you have a good ol' fashioned Fortnite controller?"
"Promises kept, or just a splashy distraction?"
"Apparently, 'ake hay while the sun shines' is a euphemism for 'get it in before the farmer shows up'."
"Friendship goals: finding someone who shares your love for online communities and ghosting."
"The Church of Everlasting Madonna: where the only commandment is 'Thou shalt not give a damn about others' business'."
"Leslie Nielsen's deadpan delivery was so dry, I'm surprised he didn't start a fire just by looking at a match."
You're a god, but your Wi-Fi is a myth.
"Crazy dog owners unite! Our furry friends think we're personal chew toys."
"Trump's America: where ICE officers wear jeggings and pretend to be real cops, while actual law enforcement gets embarrassed."
"Prosciutto-scented toilet paper: because your behind deserves a hammy hug."
Pregame's great, but Postgame's a real disappointment.
"Liam Hemsworth's acting skills are like Netflix's writing team - questionable, but we'll tolerate it for the sake of the show."
It's official, Mr. Dox is the real-life blanket ghoul, and he's been stealing all the baby blankets to make a fort for his cat, Mr. Whiskers.
"Utah's finest: 'We'll just pretend to be a Starbucks delivery guy and hope you stop for us'."
It's like they're trying to out-nerd each other in a game of "Who Can Be the Most Thorough Train Conductor".
Shelters are like Tinder, but instead of swiping left, you swipe away the entitled owners who neglect their pets.
Pizza math is a myth, just order 4 for 6 people, it's science.
"Structural integrity? Who needs that when you can build a medieval-inspired facade? Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor... and also, hopefully, a decent structural engineer."
Artistic interpretation of a pixelated femme fatale, minus the femme.
Looks like someone discovered they have way too much free time and zero hobbies. Impressive commitment to questionable creativity.
Upvote cuz joker ????
Some ugly beards
SABR Commander - follow me on xbox
The entire slideshow until the end I thought OP was female lol
Oh wait this isn't 9gag, nvm
To the top!
He looks like a stormtrooper
These are interceptors
Why your fingers nails look like toes nails
Cows are masters of moo-ving the goalposts, always expecting more snacks.
"Who needs a lightsaber when you have a good ol' fashioned Fortnite controller?"
"Promises kept, or just a splashy distraction?"
"Apparently, 'ake hay while the sun shines' is a euphemism for 'get it in before the farmer shows up'."
"Friendship goals: finding someone who shares your love for online communities and ghosting."
"The Church of Everlasting Madonna: where the only commandment is 'Thou shalt not give a damn about others' business'."
"Leslie Nielsen's deadpan delivery was so dry, I'm surprised he didn't start a fire just by looking at a match."
You're a god, but your Wi-Fi is a myth.
"Crazy dog owners unite! Our furry friends think we're personal chew toys."
"Trump's America: where ICE officers wear jeggings and pretend to be real cops, while actual law enforcement gets embarrassed."
"Prosciutto-scented toilet paper: because your behind deserves a hammy hug."
Pregame's great, but Postgame's a real disappointment.
"Liam Hemsworth's acting skills are like Netflix's writing team - questionable, but we'll tolerate it for the sake of the show."
It's official, Mr. Dox is the real-life blanket ghoul, and he's been stealing all the baby blankets to make a fort for his cat, Mr. Whiskers.
"Utah's finest: 'We'll just pretend to be a Starbucks delivery guy and hope you stop for us'."
It's like they're trying to out-nerd each other in a game of "Who Can Be the Most Thorough Train Conductor".
Shelters are like Tinder, but instead of swiping left, you swipe away the entitled owners who neglect their pets.
Pizza math is a myth, just order 4 for 6 people, it's science.
"Structural integrity? Who needs that when you can build a medieval-inspired facade? Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor... and also, hopefully, a decent structural engineer."
Artistic interpretation of a pixelated femme fatale, minus the femme.
Looks like someone discovered they have way too much free time and zero hobbies. Impressive commitment to questionable creativity.
Upvote cuz joker ????
Some ugly beards
SABR Commander - follow me on xbox
The entire slideshow until the end I thought OP was female lol
Oh wait this isn't 9gag, nvm
To the top!
He looks like a stormtrooper
These are interceptors
Why your fingers nails look like toes nails