Contra64

273 pts ยท March 20, 2013


Wow, uh, I'm really glad you posted those!

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Now that's all I can think about! You ruined big butts for me!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*blush* Uhh, yes. Very impressed. We were considering you for some special missions.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's just say that we've been watching you. And we've been...impressed.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why hello there sailor ;)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, no, there has to be a specific reason why they suspected you were a prostitute in the first place.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, you can't be detained to have your identity verified without probable cause. Always remember to ask, "Am I free to go?"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are never required to show ID unless you're doing something that requires one. You may have to give your name and address, but not an ID

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're doing something that requires ID (a license), like driving, you need to show an ID. If I don't drive, what ID would I carry?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You wanted to evolve your hairy palms into hairy troll palms? Of course! It all makes so much sense now.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you do it because they used charcoal? Or because they wanted their steaks well-done?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well it involved a whale, binoculars, and apricots...oh, now I see how the Fappening happened. You used the same reverse psychology on them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, I have some pretty interesting secrets. And he's probably not a nutter for the titles- if he only needed the words, why post pics?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The titles do have a bit of a...stalker vibe. As for my boat, that's too personal to put on the internet! I'd hate for it to leak.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. Jackpot!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm up for the Topless Male Tuesday idea.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

KARA HAS HUGe misunderstandings of male anatomy.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0



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12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Barkour.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But the hydrolysis of sucrose can be enhanced with weak acids, and coffee has a pH of ~5!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think puppies are cute!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

I look forward to this photo recreation in 10 years. Except with blackjack...and hookers.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now kiss!

13 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 8

Whoa! Calm down, Britta.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

[classy beep]

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Being half black, penguins should only be half offended. Logic'd.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Why won't you fight me, tree? You're such a little birch!"

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

A sex attic? You'd be great for my friend, she's a brick...house.

13 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

This is how I spend time with my girlfriend. I think she's number 1!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0