1636 pts · January 13, 2020
I found this one on a bike path last weekend. FYI, they have crazy grip strength. Took five minutes to work it off my sleeve.
I play the tin whistle to summon my cat. Then she starts shoving the whistle with her face. I don't know how to interpret this.
Uh oh! You Freaky Fridayed with your Dad! I wonder what hijinks will ensue?
Vagino
Whenever someone tries to convert me to Christianity I just say "already had him"
Stop all the downloadin'!
What do you care? You don't even have a body.
#14 Deep in our hearts, we know for a fact that our perfectly timed grenade throws would have exploded directly over the Nazis' heads.
When I think 90's design, I think more like this.
Same, though my favorite would be '94-'06 if they removed the drop shadow. Why do these two overlap in '95 anyway? Typo I assume?
A lady across from my house pulled her car into the driveway, and her 6 year old boy in the back opened the door. Apparently she left him in charge of an unleashed puppy. The dog saw someone across the street and ran straight for him. Puppies don't know to look both ways. Went under the wheels of a pickup truck right in front of the kid. Wasn't much fun for me to watch either. Stuck around to talk to the cops, and watch them dump water bottles on the puddle of blood.
#13 I had the opportunity to interview and hire someone to be my new clerk. I really wanted someone comfortable on PC with good attention to detail. One young lady I interviewed had a good resume, but interviewed terribly. She was nervous, rambling, and seemed autistic. Didn't seem to know how to BS. Afterwards I told my boss she was the one. Boss was dubious. This girl usually finishes her work and half of mine in the first 2 1/2 hours. She even has more friends than me in the office now 😤.
Suncle.
Don't worry. Something better and cheaper will come along and put these companies out of business. Then prices will go up and service quality will go down until it's even worse. It's because that's why.
https://youtube.com/shorts/LCt09SZ7LQA?si=DPwbS3Hvj-ghEPDu
pREMsident
Don't edge your cats.
Do you guys want a Mountains of Madness? Because that's how you get a Mountains of Madness.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aXpnMWpham1lNHM5ZnB3ZWU2NG92NWpocjh3ZXo0MDV1a2VuY2V1NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kblQDYtKovGYJh4pnW/200w.webp
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!
Bees
Practicing for the Saint Catrick's Day parade.
When I was a kid I had a dream that Elvira was my babysitter. Decades later and I'm still mad about waking up.
The reason Trump is hiring, masking and arming unvetted psychopaths en masse and flooding the streets with them is because he's trying to escalate to violent resistance so he can have an excuse for martial law.
There has to be at least one time where Wolverine told Cyclops to "suck a bag of dicks", then proceeded to chuck a bag of his own sliced off dicks at him.
I legit thought that was just another selfie at Spirit.
If all Trump did was rape a couple dozen 12 year old girls, pretty much everyone knows it wouldn't cost him an ounce of support. I think he must have done a lot of gay stuff on the island.
I found this one on a bike path last weekend. FYI, they have crazy grip strength. Took five minutes to work it off my sleeve.
I play the tin whistle to summon my cat. Then she starts shoving the whistle with her face. I don't know how to interpret this.
Uh oh! You Freaky Fridayed with your Dad! I wonder what hijinks will ensue?
Vagino
Whenever someone tries to convert me to Christianity I just say "already had him"
Stop all the downloadin'!
What do you care? You don't even have a body.
#14 Deep in our hearts, we know for a fact that our perfectly timed grenade throws would have exploded directly over the Nazis' heads.
When I think 90's design, I think more like this.
Same, though my favorite would be '94-'06 if they removed the drop shadow. Why do these two overlap in '95 anyway? Typo I assume?
A lady across from my house pulled her car into the driveway, and her 6 year old boy in the back opened the door. Apparently she left him in charge of an unleashed puppy. The dog saw someone across the street and ran straight for him. Puppies don't know to look both ways. Went under the wheels of a pickup truck right in front of the kid. Wasn't much fun for me to watch either. Stuck around to talk to the cops, and watch them dump water bottles on the puddle of blood.
#13 I had the opportunity to interview and hire someone to be my new clerk. I really wanted someone comfortable on PC with good attention to detail. One young lady I interviewed had a good resume, but interviewed terribly. She was nervous, rambling, and seemed autistic. Didn't seem to know how to BS. Afterwards I told my boss she was the one. Boss was dubious. This girl usually finishes her work and half of mine in the first 2 1/2 hours. She even has more friends than me in the office now 😤.
Suncle.
Don't worry. Something better and cheaper will come along and put these companies out of business. Then prices will go up and service quality will go down until it's even worse. It's because that's why.
https://youtube.com/shorts/LCt09SZ7LQA?si=DPwbS3Hvj-ghEPDu
pREMsident
Don't edge your cats.
Do you guys want a Mountains of Madness? Because that's how you get a Mountains of Madness.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aXpnMWpham1lNHM5ZnB3ZWU2NG92NWpocjh3ZXo0MDV1a2VuY2V1NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kblQDYtKovGYJh4pnW/200w.webp
I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!
Bees
Practicing for the Saint Catrick's Day parade.
When I was a kid I had a dream that Elvira was my babysitter. Decades later and I'm still mad about waking up.
The reason Trump is hiring, masking and arming unvetted psychopaths en masse and flooding the streets with them is because he's trying to escalate to violent resistance so he can have an excuse for martial law.
There has to be at least one time where Wolverine told Cyclops to "suck a bag of dicks", then proceeded to chuck a bag of his own sliced off dicks at him.
I legit thought that was just another selfie at Spirit.
If all Trump did was rape a couple dozen 12 year old girls, pretty much everyone knows it wouldn't cost him an ounce of support. I think he must have done a lot of gay stuff on the island.