CrashGordon

64169 pts · February 18, 2012


Bernie Sanders said this!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Some dogs just lost “No Mutt November!”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parents didn't mind that you moved, whereas tv always checks in weeknights at 8.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the last time you'll get a deep belly laugh out of me, Heisenbert.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

"Boy" can also be a derogatory term. It would seem tommies12 has left us in the moral gray area: truly the most disgusting color to be in.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

#STEW

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The ball that the Pixar lamp pops actually has Alzheimer's, which is why it agrees to come back once it's been resurrected/inflated again."

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Top Gear made me want one of those!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah! See, it doesn't matter if you're green or white, because in the end we're all the same species :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As the representative from Southern California, don't listen to them. They're just delirious from the dehydration. California Über Alles!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He really is a national treasure.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

See: J.K. Rowling.

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Because he's a goddamn professional is why!

12 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

My super sympathetic powers are picking up hints of sarcasm!

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Considering they didn't mention anything about charging her for the visit, it's definitely not us :P

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm feelin' it, man. I'm feelin' it!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But there was a follow-up episode in which he actually had a house to show!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I heard he's having a blast in physical therapy!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Just like your mom.

12 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 2

*Years later* "Have you guys ever noticed how Dave Grohl looks an awful lot like the drummer from Nirvana?"

12 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 0

May the Zyzz forever lift in peace atop Mt. Olympus.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You've got a good seeing eye, dog!

12 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Go out there and jock rockify a menial task!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"♪ Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement. You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry. ♪ " -Patton Oswalt

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I hear it's lovely this time of year!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's reasonable.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HAHAHA. That was great!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Considering the SC/GA border is closer to my family, I think we're going for convenience!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've enjoyed buying fireworks in your state and taking them back to Georgia so that my family can properly celebrate the 4th of July!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I really quite enjoy these :)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0