Crawly

301660 pts · June 10, 2015


­ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. Call me: +1 (866) 740 4531 You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. Have only done this once before.

Is this you, Deepdark?!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally me while heading to the cinema yesterday. Missed the ads, ain't gonna complain. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do you happen to have a photograph? I'd like to see what it looks like, if it isn't too much of a bother.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Danke

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Weight lifting, women's 75+ Kg

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

More like, Kate Upturned. Amiright?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which app do you use? Does it have support for messaging?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a Dumble Bee. Good job on saving it!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My balls just shrunk so deep inside me that I think I have a vagina now.

10 years ago | Likes 350 Dislikes 4

Help....me....get....off....this....thing....srs...halp........is....that....a....camera?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*If I eat enough of them, I'll be able to fly!*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not all areas in my city have bike lanes, so, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think we can agree to disagree. Roads are for cyclists too as long as you're not riding like a douche. Same goes for other vehicles.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two words: 1. Slow. 2. Down. Not accelerate. I was riding on the bicycle lane. Where do you suggest we ride? On evergreen meadow trails?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I see snoot, I press updoot.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and it's stein. ;)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm Frank, not Dick.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Anything, Wayne. It's your world after all.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Frank as in, Frankenstein.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, Noodie.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 23 and where do I find these?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shhh. No work. Only dreams now.

10 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

I'd lego my name for this cake.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But violence takes the pun out of it. :/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You might a-font someone if you aren't careful.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#12 At least it's on the mat. With my luck, it would have fallen on the mat & rolled under the seat, spoiling my shoes and pants as it went.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fampire Feer. FTFY

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

...you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?". Well, do ya, punk?

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0