Cryotoad

172 pts ยท June 6, 2013


Hi! Don't really know why you're reading this, there's not much to say really. I'm a dude who does things occasionally and somehow manages to forget he has an imgur account for 3 years :P I'm an aspiring author and plan to publish my first novel this winter (The manuscript is done, I'm just editing and waiting for my beta readers to finish giving me their feedback. Lousy, good-for-nothing layabouts! jk) Taller than is convenient, somehow over-weight at less than 15% bodyfat (BMI scales poorly above 6'4", my doctor and I laugh about this whenever I see him), professional mosquito feeder, and lover of all things geek/nerd. Buy me some whiskey and I'll be your best friend :)

If you fight fair, you're a fool. Violence should always be the last resort, but if you must, fight mean, fight dirty, and fight to win

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have more faith in that fence than any Christian has faith in Jesus XD

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This. They made the choice to get behind the wheel while drunk. They don't deserve sympathy. Take 'em for all they've got.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Four of them? Damn, that's rare.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol, feel free XD I'd love to see it become a thing!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took me a week to feel normal after that XD Several other friends had tried it too. All have failed. We call it the treat sheet challenge.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've eaten one in a single sitting. There's a point about 1/3 the way through where you feel like you're just chewing sandpaper+fiberglass.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've still got big, recurved teeth and a lot of muscle behind their strike. Constrictors bite then start coiling and, well, constricting.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was actually talking about this the other day with a guy who has had to feed him. Said that he can demolish ~6k calories in a single meal.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's most government regulations for ya.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Regarding your question about the tank on 194: Pretty sure it's a Russian T-90 or T-80.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's been legal in my state for years. No restrictions on owning or carrying any sort of bladed weapon.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In a lot of places where winter brings snow, towns will often sand the roadways for better traction. Source: I live in rural New England.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What are your plans for the visor?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best of luck with the resin, in that case, and all the foam bits.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

EVA. Nice. I've been thinking about building a mjolnir suit for a while, but I don't think I have anywhere near the competence to do it yet.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Common sense ain't so common...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah. Go Pats!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ted Cruz (of all people) actually proposed an amendment to address just this. It goes to the floor soon-ish.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say Infowars deserves it's own little (quarantined, medicated, and heavily isolated) category alongside Buzzfeed.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That was beautiful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yay, you're back! I'd missed seeing these.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, BF1 looks like it's shaping up to turn into a great horror game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think they're just digging in general. Direction doesn't really seem to be important to them, though...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll show myself out...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like a good place to get tanked.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've had this happen to me, except it was a 200lb dodgeballer stepping on my toe and pivoting rather than a skimpy little plate.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The sound of a half-dozen Vanu scythes shrieking through the sky overhead as their infantry storm you position is enough to terrify anyone.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They were doing it before the whole craze started too. Shitty timing on their part I guess. The people in town kind of loved them.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know two people doing the clown thing. They're good people but pictures of them have been co-opted by a bunch of lazy news organizations.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0