Sadly, I did not make the Olympic Ice Dancing team.
They will give it plenty of thought.
I am a mature adult.
Orange cats behave like orange cats
Sharing ... for a friend
Moai has left the building.
Your 2025 "Wrapped" video is now ready!
My 61st Christmas on Planet Earth
Spotify Wrapped, but for My Life in 2024
We can upload videos again?
Boyle's Law. It's a thing!
Cakeday Dump of Stuff I Like
Spatula and Spork welcome the cooler Fall weather
You drive me up the wall, Emily!
Even Ghostface Requires Proper Footwear for the Road!
I wish I knew how to quit you, wheelie bin.
Saruman's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!
So tired of push notifications
Filling up on bread is my right as an American!
Text from my daughter
I hope it means I won the Powerball!
65 Million Years Ago Extinction Event (Colorized)
Task Failed Successfully
Surprise MF-er!
Posting a self portrait after losing 160 lbs.
If the right tries to normalize what Elon did,
I am altering the game. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Are big balls a problem for you?
Most types of shenanigans are good
Breaking: Traffic barrels resort to theft
Small Dumpling of Stuff I Liked (Mostly Purloined)
Stepladders: they're not that expensive.
"I'd say my strongest physical skill is balance."
Not the hero we deserved
"Does it look like I'm going down stairs?"
Why didn't I think of that?????
Dog vs Raccoon Toilet Fight
There Was an (Entertaining) Attempt
The "Can Do" Attitude I'm Taking Into 2025
Happy Holidays Imgur, from DebbieDangle
Dump of Ancient Cat GIFs from the Archives
Smol Dump of Christmas Jifts
Getting fit sometimes requires sacrifice
When you don't buy your cat a drum set for Christmas
Her new album drops Tuesday
No Clue What's Happening, But I'm Here For It
Man vs. Wheelie Bin
Self-Driving Porta Potty for Maximum Convenience
The velcro dog
Make My Way Back Home When I Learn to Fly High
I'll certainly be out of control tonight
NSYNC
When Companies Don't Tell You if You Got the Job
This Kid Is Going Places!
"Officer, I Can Explain"
What? No bro-shaped hole in the wall?
Waffle Iron Goes on Wildcat Strike
Interviewer: And why were you let go from that job?
Realizing Everyone Is Prettier Than You on Selfie Day
Sadly, He Did Not Make the 2024 Olympic Team