Hunting.
Imgurian success story.
Well at least I'm being productive...
She was "Fresh Out" according to her friend
Today I made fresh squeezed cutie mimosas
Things are on fire and I stress cook
Getting uncomfortably close to Grandma
Natural emergency fire starters for rainy days
MRW someone calls me a "Cocksucker" then asks to talk to a manager.
Just dudes playing dudes playing other dudes.
I've taken certain precautions since this mornings incident.
WTF cat?
Have a heart.
Mmmmm... cheesy herb biscuits
Small coffee shop stories
I finally finished the adventure box for my Jeep.
Aging confessions
Explaining the facts of Life.
I moved to Santa Rosa after Hurricane Harvey... FML
I'm so pissed off right now.
My fresh start sure is off to a rocky start.
Chemical tanks have lost refrigeration and are at risk of exploding.
MRW the rain stops but a tornado touches down just miles from my house.
I'm honestly not sure how to feel about this.
So this is what rock bottom feels like...
MRW I haven't gotten laid since Obama was in office and a girl slips me her number and says we should hang out...
Mother F***er
House Spouse
When you get matched with a bot on Tinder but you don't even care anymore.
Think of all the money wasted to develop and release it,
I'm screaming inside
I don't know why, but I found this picture oddly satisfying.
You spins the wheel and takes your chances.
This whole human thing is really holding me back.
It's the little things that make me smile
I'm enjoying the Millennial Falcon meme
Hopping on the selfie bandwagon
Waffles make everything better.
They were good too.
If you haven't read "Humanity, Fuck Yeah!" then you are missing out.
Popcorn Apocalypse
Drinking problem.
So some of you wanted to know what I keep in my trunk.
What survival gear to buy and what to avoid, from someone who actually uses it.
I guess that makes me the favorite.
Sociopathic Social Experiment
Sweet Sixteen
An Unpopular Opinion from a Smoker
Weight loss advice in a format Imgur understands.
Shiny sparkly revenge...