Denvercoder09

288725 pts ยท May 7, 2012


MarcusOPolo

"Want some pearls?"

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How else are you going to do it?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An Envy reference? On my Imgur? It's more likely than you think.

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It's a difficult job but they bear it well

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And anemones

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Bumble Bee tuna

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"and your second wish?" "Keep it. I have everything I need."

4 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

"The late 1000's"

1 month ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I have no idea if his name is Al or not. Maybe Alfred?

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Too scary. Post a warning first next time.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, no one is going to top that. You might just be the liter of water bottle puns today

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"This message contains layers upon layers and I can anticipate anyone who can dissect this would have no choice but to weep."

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

"Is my client a perfect man, no."

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well then yeet the yolo and 6 my 7!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in Wyoming, do I use them here?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Roxxxxanne!

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

That's why making Jack O Lanterns are so scary

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"There are other wipes beside star-wipes."

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BYOC

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss this comic

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mine stabbed me...with my own scissors...

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Just ask this scientician"

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Think about how much less we'd work though, with 8 hour per days shifts.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Basically there is a battery powered car going 110mph+

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because you wore the Homers

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We don't mention it

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's actually not even moving forward, it's rotating the earth around it.

3 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Leave a piece of bread somewhere in Antarctica, travel to the Artic, pit another piece of bread down and make an earth sandwich, then go find these cute animals.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't kid yourself

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