DeplorableOracle

33120 pts ยท May 21, 2014


I should have seen this coming

#1 if I was any amount of famous I'd keep it vague as fuck about where I was too.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should go back to college

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Why would you leave your house if you hate the city you live in?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes. Either I see some cool lightning, or I get struck by lightning and get a cool scar, or die. Win/win/win scenario right there

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really? I had to pay to do that myself :(

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

25% so 50% days seem 200% better. That's how statistics work, right?...

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Roughly one-half the motion of the ocean

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#12 Jesus christ if you are unhappy in your marriage, get a divorce. Don't "stay together for the kids", that just fucks them up more. Ask me how I know. (Please don't, I won't answer)

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Classical conditioning

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#38 half full when filling, half empty when draining

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 "So? I still show up and do my job, don't I?"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#37 Deadpool

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting to hit play and gear a bird screaming the n-word... this is preferred

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 I discovered a lot of music through racing games and music games, I feel like that's somehow worse than a TV show. Not a bad thing tho.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 are you telling me that a ticket cost somewhere between $6000-$12000? Obviously the Arizona

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really don't get it, why is it a big deal that a US company bought helis from a Russian company, in 2018?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My what?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#40 okay but that's not a real thing, right? Smells don't randomly remind people of things? I keep seeing this and it seems fake

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Eh, here's hoping

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#38 Stacy can't you see, your just not the squirrel for me...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair point

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who cares what the Bible says? We dont live in a theocracy.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I use a passport.com email still...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 whisker fatigue. Get a more shallow bowl, or just a plate

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cant you read? They're going to fuck Putin!

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Sherlock. The "Watson" iteration.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 take me home, zodiac killer, tree, street?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0