33120 pts ยท May 21, 2014
I should have seen this coming
#1 if I was any amount of famous I'd keep it vague as fuck about where I was too.
I should go back to college
Why would you leave your house if you hate the city you live in?
Yes. Either I see some cool lightning, or I get struck by lightning and get a cool scar, or die. Win/win/win scenario right there
Really? I had to pay to do that myself :(
25% so 50% days seem 200% better. That's how statistics work, right?...
Roughly one-half the motion of the ocean
#12 Jesus christ if you are unhappy in your marriage, get a divorce. Don't "stay together for the kids", that just fucks them up more. Ask me how I know. (Please don't, I won't answer)
Classical conditioning
#38 half full when filling, half empty when draining
#18 "So? I still show up and do my job, don't I?"
#37 Deadpool
I was expecting to hit play and gear a bird screaming the n-word... this is preferred
#8 I discovered a lot of music through racing games and music games, I feel like that's somehow worse than a TV show. Not a bad thing tho.
#20 are you telling me that a ticket cost somewhere between $6000-$12000? Obviously the Arizona
I really don't get it, why is it a big deal that a US company bought helis from a Russian company, in 2018?
My what?
#40 okay but that's not a real thing, right? Smells don't randomly remind people of things? I keep seeing this and it seems fake
Eh, here's hoping
#38 Stacy can't you see, your just not the squirrel for me...
Fair point
Who cares what the Bible says? We dont live in a theocracy.
I use a passport.com email still...
#7 whisker fatigue. Get a more shallow bowl, or just a plate
Cant you read? They're going to fuck Putin!
Sherlock. The "Watson" iteration.
#3 take me home, zodiac killer, tree, street?
#1 if I was any amount of famous I'd keep it vague as fuck about where I was too.
I should go back to college
Why would you leave your house if you hate the city you live in?
Yes. Either I see some cool lightning, or I get struck by lightning and get a cool scar, or die. Win/win/win scenario right there
Really? I had to pay to do that myself :(
25% so 50% days seem 200% better. That's how statistics work, right?...
Roughly one-half the motion of the ocean
#12 Jesus christ if you are unhappy in your marriage, get a divorce. Don't "stay together for the kids", that just fucks them up more. Ask me how I know. (Please don't, I won't answer)
Classical conditioning
#38 half full when filling, half empty when draining
#18 "So? I still show up and do my job, don't I?"
#37 Deadpool
I was expecting to hit play and gear a bird screaming the n-word... this is preferred
#8 I discovered a lot of music through racing games and music games, I feel like that's somehow worse than a TV show. Not a bad thing tho.
#20 are you telling me that a ticket cost somewhere between $6000-$12000? Obviously the Arizona
I really don't get it, why is it a big deal that a US company bought helis from a Russian company, in 2018?
My what?
#40 okay but that's not a real thing, right? Smells don't randomly remind people of things? I keep seeing this and it seems fake
Eh, here's hoping
#38 Stacy can't you see, your just not the squirrel for me...
Fair point
Who cares what the Bible says? We dont live in a theocracy.
I use a passport.com email still...
#7 whisker fatigue. Get a more shallow bowl, or just a plate
Cant you read? They're going to fuck Putin!
Sherlock. The "Watson" iteration.
#3 take me home, zodiac killer, tree, street?