Detoc

11081 pts · August 22, 2019


#6 the "Jesus Christ, I brought you some goddam blueberries", never fails to crack me up.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

omg. When I was a kid, I used to stay up half the night, furtively watching my crabs when they showed interest in a new shell, because they were so shy about swapping, and took HOURS to check out the new shell for the 1000th time before doing so. But THIS little guy is like "Oh hey, could you help keep me on the table, while a do a little switcharoo here?"

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

maybe just a lil boop?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assumed the dude was gutting fish.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feeling cute, might trigger Armageddon later, might not.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if I fits, I sitz.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Schnozz snogging

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hmm... the downvotes must be from 5/5 star reviewers.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"Zelda! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this bear."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp, that's disconcerting, as a prospective older student.... thanks for the info.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised they wouldn't take your money, unless you're applying to some Ivy League school. Guess that shows my ignorance about it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know people who believe “Japanese people were savages, devoted to the state and incapable of independent thought” either. The situation and world was (and still is) far more complicated than that.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yup, the civilian population was tasked with preventing surrender, to the last person.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

and still am.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a F&W encyclopedia set when I was a kid, which I procured by buying each volume as it was release every couple of weeks at the local grocery store, with my weekly allowance. I was such a nerd.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“If we can choose gi such that mi²+gi²≥0 for i=1....∞, things become very spicy very quickly.“

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"YES DEAR LEADER!!! WE ARE ENJOYING OURSELVES!!! AND EVEN MORESO NOW, SINCE YOU HONORED US WITH YOUR PRESENCE!!!"

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just one Twinkie away from being an outdoor cat.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hands down, the best Ben and Jerry's flavor.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That sounded so Agent Smith to me.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#6 A sea of pee-ple.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For the support chair.

2 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

That explains all the clicking in my shoulder.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am literally sitting here on my weight bench looking at this. Guess it's time to finish that last set of dead lifts.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Trac-tore

2 weeks ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 1

"My feet are most decidedly standing outside the vehicle, officer."

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that's Usain Screw

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...and without a gasp or shriek! I'm a bit impressed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dude's timing was just a little off, pulling the carpet up with his toe, in order to trip Trump.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So my first thought has always been a walking assist exoskeleton, although I've never seen anyone else posit that theory. Given his large (obese) torso to leg size ratio and age, he moves around pretty well. Someone with his $$ could afford a pretty concealable version.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0