Devansmash

5068 pts · May 9, 2014


Honestly agree with you the most out of anyone. They should have worked together and came up with something as a team

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Heres a comment...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snow go woosh over car, keep heat in like tin foil on burrito

8 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 0

Your a third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to think that too but this one had you brine your pork chop which made it so much better than I’ve had it before

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yea! It’s honestly how I’ve eaten it since I was a kid

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Girls like that only know three words stop, no, and don't. Nah for me it's always "no don't stop"

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ima kill you and then loud ass motherfucking barking dogs!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mine was that scene in Charlie and the chocolate factory. Had a friend who was scared of the opening to the goofy movie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sleeping with literally everyone on the show oh and plenty of amnesia

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I've actually read the pretties before going to read the midnighters now thanks for the recommend!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I FUCKIN NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Is that the polar express?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen this post 19 times and 15 of those were on Facebook

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's right next to the prostate...or is that the on switch?- deadpool

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He must be swift as a coursing river....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It rhymes with "pulverine"

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

You got me +1 for you good sir

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wisconsinite living in Missouri 45 minutes to nearest culvers.....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The price is wrong bitch"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Weird I'm currently forcing a dump as we speak

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There she goes

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Then on Sunday just to be different she's a super mega mega bitch

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

There literally is a subreddit for everything

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

R/spacedicks

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

Very well done sir

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Chicken in the bread pan picking out dough

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

And then he pulled his bow across the strings And it made an evil hiss And a band of demons joined in And it sounded something like this

11 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0