143 pts ยท September 30, 2016
When I was in grade 7 I put 20 pairs of socks on one foot and brought crutches to school so I didn't have to participate in basketball week
Met him at comic con asked him to grab my wife's ass..he did it and said...i love my fans with a big smile
Too bad our oilers suck this year ...sad face
First picture it's above your right eye..second picture it's your left eye...third picture it's back to the right eye????
He was in freezer burn w/ tom green ..my mom is in the movie she's the first woman you see in the opening . ..they bought his hat he used
I once found a mickey of Jack Daniels at a music festival ...so I got that going for me
Well the day my son was born silly
He eats at fancy restaurants...i met him at Ruth's Chris in Calgary and we bought each other shots of tequila...second best day of my life
I got everyone killed multiple times...i just liked throwing rocks at him to he honest
Looks like a mumford and sons music video
I'll watch...fast zombies piss me off ...but that note must be read!
I'll take two sporks cause it's fun to say
My friend is 300 plus pounds and he goes to a bar and asks random girls for sex...1 in 10 say yes ...edmonton whyte ave on Friday night
You're gonna need a bigger boat
Ya know Mknightmcshamalamadingdong trees are mad at the bugs
Ha woe I had to Google it...that bird is brutal but I'm thinking this is more of a The Happening kind of thing
I also gave him a ride
Literally 5 hours ago the same thing happened to me ..cept it was a gay native named Jean and he was going to 50 st and 14 ave in edmonton..
Met him at comic con he was at a booth we just walked up and starting talking and my wife thinks he's hot ..blah blah he grabbed bum
Your brilliant best shit I've ever taken thanks to you
Met him at Calgary comic con told him he can grab my wife's ass...while grabbing her ass he smiled and said.. "I love my fans"..nice guy too
Reached 30 in edmonton booyaga
I played big stick too love me some field cross brah
I said that to Danny Glover at Calgary comic expo...he looked at me and in his eyes I saw pure hate towards me
I bought the the first new one and took it back the same day..never done that before
I learned more today them my 2 years of high school ..thank you
I don't do drugs but on 420 Tomorrow I'm gonna sell stickers to pot heads at the ledge grounds in edmonton ...make money not debt...hashtag?
I used to buy kimono xl condoms..they are Japanese so it means regular...but the girls only see xl..wink wink
Will you be my neighbor?
When I was in grade 7 I put 20 pairs of socks on one foot and brought crutches to school so I didn't have to participate in basketball week
Met him at comic con asked him to grab my wife's ass..he did it and said...i love my fans with a big smile
Too bad our oilers suck this year ...sad face
First picture it's above your right eye..second picture it's your left eye...third picture it's back to the right eye????
He was in freezer burn w/ tom green ..my mom is in the movie she's the first woman you see in the opening . ..they bought his hat he used
I once found a mickey of Jack Daniels at a music festival ...so I got that going for me
Well the day my son was born silly
He eats at fancy restaurants...i met him at Ruth's Chris in Calgary and we bought each other shots of tequila...second best day of my life
I got everyone killed multiple times...i just liked throwing rocks at him to he honest
Looks like a mumford and sons music video
I'll watch...fast zombies piss me off ...but that note must be read!
I'll take two sporks cause it's fun to say
My friend is 300 plus pounds and he goes to a bar and asks random girls for sex...1 in 10 say yes ...edmonton whyte ave on Friday night
You're gonna need a bigger boat
Ya know Mknightmcshamalamadingdong trees are mad at the bugs
Ha woe I had to Google it...that bird is brutal but I'm thinking this is more of a The Happening kind of thing
I also gave him a ride
Literally 5 hours ago the same thing happened to me ..cept it was a gay native named Jean and he was going to 50 st and 14 ave in edmonton..
Met him at comic con he was at a booth we just walked up and starting talking and my wife thinks he's hot ..blah blah he grabbed bum
Your brilliant best shit I've ever taken thanks to you
Met him at Calgary comic con told him he can grab my wife's ass...while grabbing her ass he smiled and said.. "I love my fans"..nice guy too
Reached 30 in edmonton booyaga
I played big stick too love me some field cross brah
I said that to Danny Glover at Calgary comic expo...he looked at me and in his eyes I saw pure hate towards me
I bought the the first new one and took it back the same day..never done that before
I learned more today them my 2 years of high school ..thank you
I don't do drugs but on 420 Tomorrow I'm gonna sell stickers to pot heads at the ledge grounds in edmonton ...make money not debt...hashtag?
I used to buy kimono xl condoms..they are Japanese so it means regular...but the girls only see xl..wink wink
Will you be my neighbor?