DigitalDevourer1

54 pts ยท November 5, 2016


I hope you didn't eat the food.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is sexier (and classier) than all of the twerking shit I've seen.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

That car going light speed into the jam after the two semi trucks makes me laugh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're just more viral than you are.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why wouldn't her friends report the murder? I smell bullshit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: the stairs are just to the left of the wall.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see BLYAT in the first picture.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, I have to multitask all day long. It is so draining and no one knows that. I've gotten used to it I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I frequently am thinking (lost in another dimension) when people talk to me so I usually end up coming off as an ass when I don't mean to.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

short and coherent sentences.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

express my thoughts in the English language. My thoughts are like abstract venn diagrams that are hard for me to translate into neat, (3)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This is exactly right. I've been deaf my whole life and this is exactly how I process thoughts by myself. This is why I struggle to (2)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hope they brought some Rad-X and RadAway packs with them.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Fuck you, fuck your empathy for child molesters and fuck child molesters.

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 19

This is my favorite kind of dump!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10/10 best Marvel movie. Yeah, even better than Ironman 1 and Captain American 1. Yes, even #3 Guardians of Galaxy and #4 The Avengers too.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Sportsman's Paradise.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I told you she really wants to quit her 60-70 hour/week job to be a stay at home mom?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

My first guess is your neighbor got the password on your WiFi router itself. Start worrying about whether or not he's been inside your home.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Halloween is not free!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this a joke? If you can't stop less than a quarter of the length between you and the white car then your haul is way overloaded.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I laughed harder at this than the op's

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think Ballmer did one too many bump before getting onstage.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Vagina on plywood!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Er, what am I supposed to say to that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I love it when autistic people notice details like that. Indicates good observation skills.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 14