DimwitF

14717 pts ยท November 30, 2017


Gosh, I want audio for this

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*quite well

(Sorry, it's just on topic)

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oohhhh, IN. That was my problem lifting furniture...

23 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hot Tamales". The candy, dude? Really?

I'd bet a lot that this fuckwit has never had an actual tamal in his life.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was expecting a (1) to appear

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed!

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mind, a good portion of that pocket lining is coming from people who _do_ want to destroy the US.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And definitely don't piss off her mom!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine being that much of a wimp...eugh.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that loss was also intentional, but I get what you're saying. Would it be enough to counter fragile masculinity? Doubtful; dudes with egos that soft and delicate are really hard to placate except by letting them totally dominate.

3 days ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

My parents tell of a time when they brought me to a public place where this intro was playing, and I yelled at top volume:
"WOODY WOODY WOODY WOODY!
PECKER PECKER PECKER PECKER!"
I offer no explanation, save that kids are often stupid.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Staplerfahrer Klaus?!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's why you gotta raise em from babies, like this guy! Make the weird and horrifying thing a cute pet. That's what humans do!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is so cool watching people who are awesome at things do them.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good one

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

"I ate a sandwich just now, therefore world hunger has been eliminated!"

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"I don't like the gannet"

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the sound in the video

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really twistin' yer arm there, eh? :D

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Gallina cobra mihi non placet.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

n

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such as the Roseate Spoonbill.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mean, I try to make critter noises when I hear them too. It's just fun!

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"hi, I'm inquiring about the couch. Can I get that delivered to the White House?"

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's already human sized, if you accept the possibility of a cylinder being harmed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

tasty

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love this description, thank you :D

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's amazing and off-putting; I want to get some now!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just watched this again and that's what I thought!

2 weeks ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0