DireBat

36694 pts · January 25, 2016


It's a humid summer night. You're sitting outside a McDonald's, eating french fries and licking an ice cream cone. Suddenly you hear the sound of wings flapping. The hairs on your neck stand up as the sound intensifies, almost deafening. You look around the night sky, wildly, until it dawns on you that you are not looking at the sky, but rather a giant fucking bat. With a flurry of wings and deep vibrating screeches the bat is suddenly gone. So are your french fries. And ice cream.

[OC] Badlands national park, South Dakota (4032×2268)

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Happy international cat day!!

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Cat Dog

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20-inch wide, 20-inches high

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Superbowl bound

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Happy National Cat Day!

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The 29th summed up

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He could at least help fold...

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Juuuust right

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Meet Rocket

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What kindd of dog do ya'all think Stanley is? (3 month, from the humane society)

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Cheetos

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Say HI, Scooter

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Get Down!

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"Whatever you do, don't...."

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Hump Day

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Ridin dirty

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Cat Stevens

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I read it with the lisp

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Damn that rap music!

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"It's on my arm, isn't it?"

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Warrior

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Supreme

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Angel Kitty

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Don't lie

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Spend a night downloading games to my kid's tablets

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Baker being cute this morning

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Vital Info

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[OC] Bridal Veil Falls - Spearfish, SD (4032x3024)

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Seems legit

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Royale Doggo

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...not licked

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Livin in Minnesota

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On cup three already

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Bear breasted

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Pupguin?

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Thoughts?

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Wiped out after a visit to the vet

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I meant to type Keto hot dog buns... and this popped up

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Officer Buck

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Classic

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I guess

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Fish

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Guard dogs

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So I posted this 2 months ago...

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R.I.P #42

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Children....

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Woah... calm down now

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Shh...

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That's cold, kitty

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I've gotten...one...

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Food lovers

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As of today I've been sober for a year!

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