DireBat

36694 pts ยท January 25, 2016


It's a humid summer night. You're sitting outside a McDonald's, eating french fries and licking an ice cream cone. Suddenly you hear the sound of wings flapping. The hairs on your neck stand up as the sound intensifies, almost deafening. You look around the night sky, wildly, until it dawns on you that you are not looking at the sky, but rather a giant fucking bat. With a flurry of wings and deep vibrating screeches the bat is suddenly gone. So are your french fries. And ice cream.

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Leroy jenkins!!

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Wunderbar

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Dog dresses better than I do

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Chic is hot

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Congrats! Keep it up! You are awesome!

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Chewie lookin thicc

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That's some high quality Leater

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Pussy Patrol

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Congrats brother keep it up

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This

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The Postman looks like Tom Roth

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