DoucheMasterFlash

280 pts ยท March 5, 2012


I spit...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a beach that has horses, and smells like poo, and it's name is ASSATEAGUE.. And nobody comments on that fact. I quit.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, those blinking laser things actually WORK?!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where will you be when the LSD kicks in....?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I have a Lhasa Apsa+Shihtzu+Cocker Spaniel.. Lhasa Shitty Cock!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Emo cow don't give a shit..

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: I've given the Heimlich (successfully) FOUR TIMES from what I've learned off of one of these...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welp, at least now I know why all chefs are such cockbags...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do I know you?! Or did we happen to invent the same sport?!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friends parents have one... Yeah..

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just spit out my lunch on that one...

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should try doing the pot, this'll be a lot funnier...

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's a Yamaha, not a Ski doo - Ski doo makes snowmobiles.. Sea Doo on the other hand...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Perhaps it was deleted because most people don't know what the hell is going on, and are too embarrassed to say so. UNLIKE ME. WTF IS THIS?!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They are also used to measure the protective sand bar, specifically after large storms.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Photoshop over Mount Fuji

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OMG, this....

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is AMAZINGLY FABULOUS!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your picture has a link, once you've uploaded it to imgur...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why not get in touch with Disney? They might match your donation!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And, the place STILL sucks...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm going to breed a shih-tzu with a cocker spaniel.. Shihcock. Then with a Lhasa Apso, a Lhasa shih-cock.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*Asses to ashes, flesh to flush

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I can see the building where I used to live!!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ImgurDate.com.... Seriously..

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is my first post.. y u no caption show up?!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are cheaper now!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0