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rageboots
How many yoctometers in a yottameter
VulgarTrader
If you have a file that is a petabyte large it's a Petafile. Herp derp.
adamyaziji
Thats a whole yotta 0's
arghnard
How does one totie ties?
getaloadofthisguycam
Google?
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
I'm always wondering how I can totie a tie.
susafras
That's a whole yotta zeroes
AllDubaiEscorts
Awesome
DangerDingo
that's a yotta information
PapaBruno
If you have a smartphone, you can also download WikiHow https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wikihow.wikihowapp (also on iOS)
NuPhi1904
"Jerry you can't yotta yotta sex"
Welve
it's yoda, yoda, but I still lold :D
sinbios
I don't think anyone ever needs to abscess anything quickly.
aRepost
To the tie instructions author: Leam to kem
HardcastleMcCormack
Taking picture so that I will never forget how to convert pecks into bushels
IvanChavarria
i need a fucking string or a small rope now!!
yourpostisbadandyoushouldfeelbad
That's a yotta numbers
kyliemac
I'll be sure to call Australia when I need help with first aid
UberWagen
**a few years from now..."I have a 12 Yottabyte hardrive"
urhedsonfire
as a bay area-n, 10^27 = hella
Pierre
As an european I'm always amused by your conversion charts!
amytheadventurer
How TOTIE a tie. sigh.
jaskey
TIL St. John's is an actual thing?! I thought... blue box... I feel very un-clever.
cammy100
Perfection loop sure looks an awful lot like a bowline... sailing and stuff...
thethoughtofpeoplejudgingmebymynamegivesmeanxiety
#yotto
ThomYorkesLazyEye
bollox, I'm 2 hours too late :) Here *reaches into shirt pocket* I have this upvote. It's yours now *hands over*
kg989
I carry around a copy of Pocket Ref. All this info and more.
JediMan
i was a boy scout... but thank you anyways
JohnnyMnemonic
TIL that there are Boy Scout merit badges for memorizing metric prefixes and conversion charts. Trustworthy, loyal, idetic memory-having...
TeMaSiKrA
Someones dying. Fuck 911, I got first aid on my smart phone.
mouschi
(1) As someone whos taken first aid classes. If you know how to help in the SLIGHTEST bit,
jcbm
Don't forget to instagram it
steakfight
"Please bleed slower, I'm still scrolling here..."
ScotchMist
Yeah, just think about this - emergency services don't just apparate to you. That's why we have first aid.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
"Oh crap, someone's dying! Hold on lemme check my smart phone."
mouschi
(2) get someone to call 911 if none around, call yourself, then help!
sereri
I hear with the next iPhone you can use the headphones as a defibrilator.
kyliemac
Abscess info
firedoc
For any of your puss-y needs
RyoukoSama
My brain auto-corrected that for me.
Lambpasty
Typos are just swell sometimes.
MelancholyPomegranate
The OP seems to be taking his lumps over it, too...
adamsandler
it took me longer than i'd care to admit to figure out that 'Abscess' meant access
Whetu
Or create a separate folder for porn. Your choice.
NotReallyJustKiddingIfOffendingAndNotACompliment
First aid porn would be hilarious!
waxedmush
Where's the tip for removing a bra? Surely that takes priority over a choking child!
MeSoMerry
It's called being a man.
MySecondAccount
http://www.wikihow.com/Unhook-a-Bra
donaldstrachan
Just rip it off!
MaxPower
It is assumed that if there is a child to choke, you've already removed a bra or two.
EvenBetterCool
Best tip ever: give her a reason to take it off.
jacqylfrost
Okay, as a male, the few times I've done it, it was easy. I don't see why people have such difficulty with it.
TJmuthafuckinDetweilers
carry a small pair of scissors at all times
ilikeowlsmuchmorethanpeople
Please don't. If you can't unhook a bra, I would prefer you kept scissors away from my hair. D:
nation543
if that's the case, can i just pull your hair?
ilikeowlsmuchmorethanpeople
That would be preferable.
jrau18
GUYS! SHE'S KINKY! I FINALLY FOUND THE ONE!
methistopholes
Unknown to most if you don't have the combination to the bra the factory backdoor combo is 36-24-36.
EdBegleyJrSavedMyLife
Well...only if she's 5'3"
CommanderLiteral
Pinch the clasp and twist. If done properly, it takes about two seconds. Practice with a bra on a pillow.
TopangaLawrence
Lock the door, or it could get awkward when people walk in on you.
57x28mm
And where the hell am I supposed to find a bra?
CommanderLiteral
Your local clearance/department store, walmart, your mother/sister's closet, it's not terribly important where.
KitchenSink
Don't forget to clarify it isn't for you, in case the clerk thinks it is!
57x28mm
A man blatantly buying women's underwear... Enticing. It might work with me since I have long hair and a slim body.
melljo01
I will never understand how this is a difficult task...
Supernerdtastic
I will never understand why you didn't just use a full stop there.
melljo01
Because I can't stop... it stings.
AdmiralAckbar10
its called your fingers
Kilau
If you can't do this blindfolded, you need to get off the internet immediately and come back when you are older and wiser.
LicensedAdHominem
But... you can even see the clasp and use your arms normally, not bent awkwardly behind you. Why do guys have problems with that?...
Avengur
Well, it's tricky doing it one handed while making out. Front clasp and sports bras are nightmares when it's getting hot and heavy.
Yumbledore
Just pull them off like a t-shirt if it's so difficult....
TopangaLawrence
Yeah I don't get it. But if a guy is struggling I like to stop making out and laugh at him to make sure the moment is thoroughly ruined.
imgurebel
Well, you'd miss out on some prime dick. Although, if the guy is struggling so badly you burst out laughing, it may be natural selection.
KRISTENFRESH1
I don't get why guys struggle just to get it off one handed. I use two hands, so can you. QUIT TRYING TO BE SMOOTH AND GET DOWN TO BUISNESS!
PinkDalek
Yes ma'am!
lyradex
As a guy who has never had an issue one handing bras.. I don't get the issue in general. O.o I just click "Takes her bra off".
MonopolyLegend
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. TO DEFEAT...THE HUNS!
slyshand
I read that last part, "Surely that takes priority over choking a child!"
iamnotbatman
I don't get why people find that hard! It's a simple "pinch". Thumb and forefinger over the clasp, try not to pinch her skin as well.
jacqylfrost
As a male I don't get it either. It's not rocket science, unless you're blind, just glance at it and let logic dictate the course of action.
fistfullofpancakes
What throws me off is when the clasp is on the front as I search in the back under her shirt...
TrustMeImADrLeazenstein
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/4264850/phoebe-bra-snap-o.gif
iamnotbatman
Yeah, those front-loaders are sneaky.