DylanAndra

102 pts ยท May 29, 2012


Omanyte.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel you. I've been on this site for just over two years and I am about as witty as a can opener.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sense you're implying the US. Shit does NOT fly.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Doubt it. I went through my whole school career without getting punched in the face cuz penalties were so severe for fighting.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kinda. Its easier to grow very, very high quality weed in Cali than it is in say Arkansas because of the legality.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha, sucks for you. I pay 2 hundo for Cali-grown bud.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Damn, 1800 miles from Utah. I'm 8 hours late and my car was wrecked last night. I'm calling a cab now.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Say what you will about his beliefs and so-called ignorance, he can be funny as all hell sometimes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im a Cards fan myself. I feel you mang

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks a lot like Tyrese Gibson's, actually.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do, but that's because my eyes are tiny enough that I can discretely do it.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, they were invading Nazi's too.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That guy running off, carrying his pants.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You....You are majestic.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand the Cardinals still look pussy-shit. I can't have a superbowl OR a half decent logo...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was born in Santa Fe!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a bicentennial set myself! :3

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooooooo, thems fightin' words right thurr

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only place more Mormon than Draper <3

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You make an excellent point, good sir.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some reason, I don't think barrel plugs work quite as well on tanks as they do on paintball guns...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No shit. Me too! I used to live in American Towers, and then I lived in Bruce Spruce for a while.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Utah represent! Draper here :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Utah Represent. Draper here :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PEE-OPAL

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I...I have a confession to make. I don't like steak :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's not wrong, but she's still a fucking idiot.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"If I ever die because if speed, don't cry, just know I did it with a smile on my face"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rarely do I audibly respond to posts. But this made me literally say "oh fuck..."

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

DONT DO IT

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0