Elzan

-118 pts ยท April 6, 2012


Yeah, I get these calls for my credit cards that don't exist. I like to string them along for account details they don't have.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Staged.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

There should be no leniency for someone who would hurt a baby, no matter what. It takes a seriously fucked up person to do that and gloat.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A shovel is a big spoon, right? Does it count if it's tied to the front of a truck doing 100?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cat letting people sleep and not walking back and forth on the bed meowing and pawing faces.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would definitely buy a set of kitchen knives like these.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In horror movies, it's stereotypical that the black guy dies first. Presented with a horror-movie looking house, he notices the little signs

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You shouldn't protect the identity of retards like this. They deserve to be shamed for their stupidity and suffer for it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 Reminds me of a science teacher I had in high school. "Hey kids watch this!" [ignites shit in class until smoke detector goes off]

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably the vastness of space is the issue. There is... a lot of space. Unlikely to reach any other races with our current tech.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Case and point, proving me right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

A shit game played by faggots with no lives.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

I'd rather just cuthis throat and dump him in an oil drum.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah, the moon beams down water. Clearly this makes more sense even though the moon isn't real.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Problem is with this kind of person, usually they are the whale.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Too autistic to employ. Probably living on welfare. Good reason to stop paying taxes, so fucklords like this dude starve to death.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

A world of stupidity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A quarter?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely retarded. People that post this kind of dumb bullshit should be rounded up and executed so they can't pollute the human genepool.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Because they're braindead troglodytes that mistake memes for something worth spending time on.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

To die, lost and frozen in the crags where no one can reclaim them.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unrestrained autism.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, sounds like a dog. "OMG! Hello new thing! What are you!? Please hold still while the anal scan is underway. [breathing heavily]"

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Took in a little marble tabby as a kitten, now he's a 14lb cuddlemonster that melts into my arms when I hug him. Best rescue ever.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Getting a tan from this inferno, god damn.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

This is why punctuation is important.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

>physical media

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bring the fuck bro.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0