112 pts ยท February 19, 2014
How's that working for Greece?
Is the soldier drinking milk from a condom?
Guy walking by grabs his balls just to check if they are still there.
I've got laid one before, so I better know what it is
*Excavator
I feel like a typical grain farmer kid in the midwest is actually pretty intelligent, goes to a university, and is good looking. Source = me
How else do we keep the economy going!?
Let me play you on song on the worlds smallest violin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w
Ehhh this is from UMN snapchat
I was expecting Dikembe Mutumbo.
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 Alex.
Give this shit to Dexter so he can give it to that one lady!
Irrigation is not electric. It is powered by diesel engines and the flow of the water turns the wheels.
These relationship goals are really getting out of hand...
That's about 3 wheelbarrows of German Marx in 1938.
You can pay for school but you can't buy class. But you can buy a Peterbilt, which is basically the same thing.
Here's an idea. If you don't like trucks on the road, stop buying so much stupid shit.
They definitely taste better
I call this the crabs in a barrel phenomenon. The ones that get up to the top get pulled back down .
It's not literally meant as hate, more like disapproval. A parent may disapprove of something their kid does but still love them.
Hate the sin, not the sinner.
Nic Cage's reaction to the Oprah one http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdjy2aDiu1r2pxgdo1_400.gif
If her smile is toothy then Anna Kendrick ' s is too.
I want to see a MFW my toothpaste falls off my toothbrush and put javert on the reflection of the drain cover
This kinda stuff happens all the time in Montana.
These are not cows they are steers.
Go on put on that party dress
A ballerina with boobs? Yes please
Turn the fuck around and go out the same way you came in!
How's that working for Greece?
Is the soldier drinking milk from a condom?
Guy walking by grabs his balls just to check if they are still there.
I've got laid one before, so I better know what it is
I've got laid one before, so I better know what it is
*Excavator
I feel like a typical grain farmer kid in the midwest is actually pretty intelligent, goes to a university, and is good looking. Source = me
How else do we keep the economy going!?
Let me play you on song on the worlds smallest violin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w
Ehhh this is from UMN snapchat
I was expecting Dikembe Mutumbo.
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 Alex.
Give this shit to Dexter so he can give it to that one lady!
Irrigation is not electric. It is powered by diesel engines and the flow of the water turns the wheels.
These relationship goals are really getting out of hand...
That's about 3 wheelbarrows of German Marx in 1938.
You can pay for school but you can't buy class. But you can buy a Peterbilt, which is basically the same thing.
Here's an idea. If you don't like trucks on the road, stop buying so much stupid shit.
They definitely taste better
I call this the crabs in a barrel phenomenon. The ones that get up to the top get pulled back down .
It's not literally meant as hate, more like disapproval. A parent may disapprove of something their kid does but still love them.
Hate the sin, not the sinner.
Nic Cage's reaction to the Oprah one http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzdjy2aDiu1r2pxgdo1_400.gif
If her smile is toothy then Anna Kendrick ' s is too.
I want to see a MFW my toothpaste falls off my toothbrush and put javert on the reflection of the drain cover
This kinda stuff happens all the time in Montana.
These are not cows they are steers.
Go on put on that party dress
A ballerina with boobs? Yes please
Turn the fuck around and go out the same way you came in!