Giving yourself a pep talk before a big date
The greatest speech in a film was given way back in 1940
Some movie recommendations
Viagra
Tried to draw Dickbutt on my calculator, ended up looking like something from a half-remembered nightmare.
What I look like when I talk to people about Rick and Morty
This man was nominated for an Academy Award...
Me trying to make my way through life
I made a short film!
Frank You Son of a Bitch
When your grandpa implants you with nanobots that can restructure your anatomy and turn you into a car
Probably the best recurring characters of all time
In honor of my cake day, the first Imgur post I ever favorited
That's enough internet for today
Master of None- This show is hilarious
MRW my roommate says he thought Breaking Bad was a terrible show
Rick and Morty 1000 years forever
MFW a new Rick and Morty won't be on tomorrow night
MRW I shock someone with static electricity
MRW we get to watch The Big Lebowski in class
What it feels like when you sit down in a public bathroom and the toilet seat is warm
Hey how's it going? This is my butthole... ice cream parlor
What it feels like when a teacher cancels an assignment you forgot to do
Follow Your Dreams
MRW I walk on water