FascistPanda

13440 pts ยท October 22, 2013


I have to return some videotapes

You should probably beat your kid with a set of jumper cables

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

To the front page you go!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Most CPR classes leave out just how important hard nipples are.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey as long as I can feel safe from a fake enemy it doesn't really matter who dies.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

You are missing onions

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that this twitter account even has to exist is fucked up

9 years ago | Likes 990 Dislikes 25

Wanted to say something witty but i'm just tired of this shit

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Something's fucky

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The correct quote is "where jobs grow on jobbies"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is an opinion. So you shut up

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Can't downvote Captain Beefheart

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The pictures of space you see are just fake news

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't think i've ever seen a variation of this that wasn't funny

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're out of your element

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funny and original!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are still plenty of dependable forms of media, the issue is people only go online to find news or only want their idea of the "facts"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think thats a bit of a stretch

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 6

I was under the impression that that phrase was only referring to the government, not the people

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Wait are you saying there wasn't a peaceful transition of power?

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

There are beautiful moments in every day

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You gotta watch out for those gay ghosts

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Each day we stray farther from God's light

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If all people who voted trump aren't racist, then everyone who voted against him can't be "elitist out of touch assholes"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

The Searchers is amazing

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Add about 1000 people on the single train car and its accurate

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone really likes Evanescence

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nifty

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0