FlyingFlamingoKick

18263 pts ยท September 24, 2014


A minute before I saw this I said it.

Points 56
Comments 10
Views 1110

MRW no matter what answer I give the commanding officer is good enough.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 299

MRW I'm working overtime and someone gets shot at the train station you need to get home

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 233

This man channeled his inner Hank Hill.

Points 3
Comments 8
Views 275

I have so many questions

Points -1
Comments 3
Views 142

Fuck those things.

Points 85
Comments 33
Views 3957

MRW I see that 46% of my retro check went to taxes.

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 597

So much paperwork.

Points 109
Comments 28
Views 4006

Accurate.

Points 50
Comments 68
Views 1608

Going into vacation like....

Points 41
Comments 5
Views 2024

My girlfriend isn't allowed to go to target anymore.

Points 7495
Comments 327
Views 322481

That's one way to deter littering

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 171

When admin tells you you've reached the cap for overtime.

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 288

New contract finally

Points -2
Comments 1
Views 271

For my people that drive a shit box

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 158

Happy native subjugation day.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 6

Day 1 of 5.

Points 14
Comments 14
Views 642

95 hours of ot from July to now. I'm 29th in my command for the year, out of 315 cops.

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 186

Me gun shopping

Points 29
Comments 4
Views 969

Savage.

Points 1558
Comments 179
Views 88382

One for the thumb.

Points -7
Comments 2
Views 548

When I see one of the new guys at his first shooting

Points -2
Comments 1
Views 296

I had a stroke trying to figure out how to word this.

Points 18
Comments 9
Views 739

103 hours of OT from the middle of July to now.

Points 83
Comments 10
Views 3

Merry Christmas Imgur

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 2

Never not funny.

Points 0
Comments 9
Views 6

My dogs not amused

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 6

Girlfriend got me the greatest gift ever

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 137

"I'm a fuck you up once these cuffs come off*-perp *takes handcuffs off*

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 472

MRW "can you make a GIF of the dog so I can post in on Imgur" - mom

Points 36
Comments 9
Views 1408

Holy. Shit.

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 312

Not one fighter walked out to Wu-Tang Clan at UFC 205 (First show ever in NYC)

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 238

Me looking at all the gifs in the gif war

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 773

"you can't just give them money. Pick a place they like"

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 407

Nothing is sacred on the Internet.

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 4

Whelp.

Points 25
Comments 3
Views 4

MRW I go to an aided job shine my flashlight on the wall and it moves. (well over 60 roaches)

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 804

So evil it's great.

Points 826
Comments 89
Views 51820

Accurate.

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 3

Don't ever change onion

Points 62
Comments 11
Views 3

If you're having a bad day just look at how adorable this dog looks.

Points 23
Comments 2
Views 3

The wonders of being a housing cop. That's a used condom BTW.

Points 45
Comments 28
Views 1788

Happy Halloween

Points 5
Comments 3
Views 4

Impulse buy.

Points 2
Comments 6
Views 7

Cyanide and happiness never fails.

Points 11
Comments 1
Views 520

MRW they won't stop hitting me with overtime.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 734

Vacation dance.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 32

The world's reaction to Trump getting elected.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 15

Weekend starts now. Hope this is delicious.

Points 9
Comments 7
Views 3

Need this on an apron

Points 29
Comments 3
Views 581

"you really put a OT slip in for 10 minutes?"

Points 25
Comments 11
Views 2

MRW when my partner locks the keys in the RMP.

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 3

Hopefully me soon.

Points 3903
Comments 212
Views 100310

I hate when people say this.

Points 55
Comments 8
Views 3

Nope.

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 472

Mr. Pup

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 2

Glorious feeling.

Points 1381
Comments 115
Views 48348

"I have a child by my ex husband and soon his brother. I didn't know they were brothers."

Points 8
Comments 7
Views 464

Going to DR for vacation in October. First time ever out of the states.

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 375
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