A minute before I saw this I said it.
MRW no matter what answer I give the commanding officer is good enough.
MRW I'm working overtime and someone gets shot at the train station you need to get home
This man channeled his inner Hank Hill.
I have so many questions
Fuck those things.
MRW I see that 46% of my retro check went to taxes.
So much paperwork.
Accurate.
Going into vacation like....
My girlfriend isn't allowed to go to target anymore.
That's one way to deter littering
When admin tells you you've reached the cap for overtime.
New contract finally
For my people that drive a shit box
Happy native subjugation day.
Day 1 of 5.
95 hours of ot from July to now. I'm 29th in my command for the year, out of 315 cops.
Me gun shopping
Savage.
One for the thumb.
When I see one of the new guys at his first shooting
I had a stroke trying to figure out how to word this.
103 hours of OT from the middle of July to now.
Merry Christmas Imgur
Never not funny.
My dogs not amused
Girlfriend got me the greatest gift ever
"I'm a fuck you up once these cuffs come off*-perp *takes handcuffs off*
MRW "can you make a GIF of the dog so I can post in on Imgur" - mom
Holy. Shit.
Not one fighter walked out to Wu-Tang Clan at UFC 205 (First show ever in NYC)
Me looking at all the gifs in the gif war
"you can't just give them money. Pick a place they like"
Nothing is sacred on the Internet.
Whelp.
MRW I go to an aided job shine my flashlight on the wall and it moves. (well over 60 roaches)
So evil it's great.
Accurate.
Don't ever change onion
If you're having a bad day just look at how adorable this dog looks.
The wonders of being a housing cop. That's a used condom BTW.
Happy Halloween
Impulse buy.
Cyanide and happiness never fails.
MRW they won't stop hitting me with overtime.
Vacation dance.
The world's reaction to Trump getting elected.
Weekend starts now. Hope this is delicious.
Need this on an apron
"you really put a OT slip in for 10 minutes?"
MRW when my partner locks the keys in the RMP.
Hopefully me soon.
I hate when people say this.
Nope.
Mr. Pup
Glorious feeling.
"I have a child by my ex husband and soon his brother. I didn't know they were brothers."
Going to DR for vacation in October. First time ever out of the states.