FlyingFlamingoKick

18263 pts ยท September 24, 2014


If he blows his left knee out....boy are they fucked.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I take the train for free, and it's a bitch of a commute if I drive

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I spit my vodka up at the last part. Good job, sir

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I could, I'd vote you up twice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time and a half. I'm not at a top pay so I'm their whore.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Great documentary.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must be fun at parties

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"alright we'll use this one." him choosing the first take.

9 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

What issue is this?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some drunk girl molested me on the train because of how vascular I am.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We get the Ani Ali of a call the moment it connects....

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's fuckin terrible.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend arrested someone for beating his dick in public, my last day of field training watched a guy die from gunshot wound to the neck

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Police

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"in a row?"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'd ride her like a triple crown jockey.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Link please

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stepped on a crack one is still the best one.

9 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 5

"we'll talk more later" - me out loud to myself when people come near me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hadn't seen until I uploaded. Forgive me father for I have sinned.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 23

My boss yells at me because of my handwriting. Likes the details, can't stand the writing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"hurry up and wait" - nypd motto

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What an emotional Rollercoaster that was

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because of this the Gaston song won't stop playing in my head. Damn you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lawd hammercy

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog wasn't meant to be included in this.... But inadvertent dog tax I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The knife, make it personal.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let the games begin.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0