GamiCross

19194 pts ยท July 26, 2011


The gentleman bastard erotica artist known as Nek0gami.

(Looks upside down) "Toriel?"

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Got a Killdeer in my front lawn that puts on the best overly dramatic 'broken wing' distraction every time I try to get the mail.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

#1 Like complaining that the electric fence shocked them for the 20th time. Just stay away from all that and wear ear plugs during the trailers. First impressions are everything.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now speaking of Tyler Farms...

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah there's no other permutations with the limited variables of 4 digits.

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Seriously thought John Cleese had grown long white hair for a second.

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This is going to awaken something in someone...

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Downspout ate the lettuce.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right right, with the Luigi guy! Saw him there too

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's a huuuge sign of trust and love! ...And maybe just a tiny bit of laziness

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"frigg'n useless head nipples!! GIMMIE DAT MILK!!"

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#1 Also the sky is blue. Don't forget that big revelation too.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is like asking a child what they're trying to hide...

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And now I have a shoulder devil in my mind constantly trying to show me people making the noises when I'm trying to watch stuff like that.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it's how nature does it. Big colorful indicators that I NEED SOMEONE!

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and neck much tighter.

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Why? Because life is nothing but a satirical comedy for the gods...

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

There's zero financial reason for them to do so.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes, evil people exist.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well when you use an entire frigg'n bar of butter, no you won't be skinny...

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It's like a modern version of hearing Nimrod. They heard a cartoon say it one way and now they don't know the actual meaning...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, but I remember the bonkers as hell ads in the comic books...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...OH. So magical girl Pacific Rim!

2 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Dad: "And I'm here too"

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Stop. Holding. The. Phone."

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Seconds later from the most acoustically perfect place in the house: ".... MAO. MAO. MaaaaAOOO! MAO!!!!"

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...Money well spent.

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Can't wait for the influx of animal corpses from anything that touches that water...

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#1 I'm pretty sure I saw that same image way back when EverQuest was a thing...

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