56598 pts · May 9, 2017
Devil’s Night exists for a reason, folks.
Rodney Dangerfield came back as a fish.
“Time to start killin’ folks in New Orleans.” - every serial killer
It isn’t coming.
You silly billy, the Republicans don’t care about Jesus. They just use Christianity as a shield. And a club.
Did you know there was a razorback in my truck?
Unironic coke-fiend energy
More of whatever this is please.
You know goddamn well it’s red.
Oh WOW! A whole week?!? That’ll show those corporate pricks who has who by the balls…
I’ve made my choice.
I always wanted to drown in a box.
To quote a gay friend, “I’m not gay because I like anime. I’m gay because I like sucking dick.”
#11 That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always masturbating.
Her ass is a book I dream of reading by braille.
Captain Anaconda
#9 What have you done to my basket?
Who could have foreseen this?
Hahahaha, surprised by the ending. Great misdirection.
Live footage of the tiny goblin in my brain, surrounded by a lake of regret and depression.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#10 It’s meant to be ironic.
Fuck! Dropped it-
If they were in the right, they wouldn’t have to lie.
An ignorant nation is easier to manipulate.
Money can’t buy class.
Wow, they get to vote, AND not pay taxes?
Their alcoholic. Their personal alcoholic. Rainman574’s alcoholic.
I am the boyfriend now.
The faces your childhood toys make while they watch you masturbate
Devil’s Night exists for a reason, folks.
Rodney Dangerfield came back as a fish.
“Time to start killin’ folks in New Orleans.” - every serial killer
It isn’t coming.
You silly billy, the Republicans don’t care about Jesus. They just use Christianity as a shield. And a club.
Did you know there was a razorback in my truck?
Unironic coke-fiend energy
More of whatever this is please.
You know goddamn well it’s red.
Oh WOW! A whole week?!? That’ll show those corporate pricks who has who by the balls…
I’ve made my choice.
I always wanted to drown in a box.
To quote a gay friend, “I’m not gay because I like anime. I’m gay because I like sucking dick.”
#11 That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always masturbating.
Her ass is a book I dream of reading by braille.
Captain Anaconda
#9 What have you done to my basket?
Who could have foreseen this?
Hahahaha, surprised by the ending. Great misdirection.
Live footage of the tiny goblin in my brain, surrounded by a lake of regret and depression.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#10 It’s meant to be ironic.
Fuck! Dropped it-
If they were in the right, they wouldn’t have to lie.
An ignorant nation is easier to manipulate.
Money can’t buy class.
Wow, they get to vote, AND not pay taxes?
Their alcoholic. Their personal alcoholic. Rainman574’s alcoholic.
I am the boyfriend now.
The faces your childhood toys make while they watch you masturbate