Gotcha44

4148 pts ยท February 19, 2018


Creating ecological disasters because they have small penises.
Why isn't the whole world in uproar about this?!? The US and Israel need to be stopped for so many goddamn reasons.

10 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Pffft, you're not special. I played through Rise of the Tomb Raider too.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of all the things he does, I can't help but feeling the most pissed off about this. Even when compared to murders he's committing.
I'm not even American, but I know history, and to have this fat shit-smelling cheese toddler be allowed to touch, even destroy, the halls your founders once walked through, centuries ago, kept intact for such a long time...

That walking pile of excrement destroyed history. The White House is now forever soiled. The founding fathers are rolling in their graves.

5 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When he's dead, charge 20 bucks to let people piss on his grave.
They will come from around the world and you'll be without debt in no time.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taking the chaotic option is what I'd do, but who am I kidding, I'm not getting anyone's phone number, let alone 3 at the same time. x)

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*is glad to be a darkling*

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least we know what we're missing. Those poor kids of today have no idea.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't fall for his honeyed words. Make a beeline out of there.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm sorry, I'm old. Pre-10s internet is today's internet for me.
I've lived through a time where dads and kids were making and uploading their own terrible-looking websites and it felt somewhat safe. I miss the 90s.
*takes a backache pill*

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's why you had to use them indoors, like parents intended.
Can't lose them with all the doors and windows closed and nothing like that superball turning mom's favourite vase into a 3D puzzle.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I guess you got blue balled.
No? Yeah, okay, I'll see myself out. *door hits my arse on the way out*

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

They shouldn't even be on today's internet. Get to 18, then you get a pass.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

My name is Barry Shellan and some a-hole human uses me as a toy.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

To name some examples. Terrible dump.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Absolutely.
Cows with cute private homes? No, cows in solitary confinement prison cells.
Cute looking sunbathing duck? No, obviously ensnared into something, clearly visible.
Cute turtle taking a bike ride? No, turtle forcibly stuck onto a bike and likely stressed.

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

A solitary prison camp for cows.
I'm tired. *sigh*

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I hope, before our inevitable end, while we're dying of heat strokes and half the planet is burning, we will find the will to drag all these bastards to a deep pit, throw them in, and leave them to rot.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I hate people not minding their own business. Keep out of someone's personal life.

1 week ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Wow, the patience of the Zohran-sweater guy. They just keep standing in his face, asking stupid questions over and over again, being little bitches. I'd have completely lost it.
I want to buy him a beer.

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Is that required for working at Legoland?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excellent work, luring out those dumbfuck Karens. Now for phase two...

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, like I could even afford overpriced shit.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people might have called me a huge arsehole, but I still don't think I can fit that thing.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope those stuntmen can retire early. Not a good long term job to have.
Kudos though; every child is leaving with a new core memory.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm at the point of betting he used some occult ritual to bind his soul to some demon, so all Death's shots bounce off and hit good people.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That goes for 99% of people, bud. Don't worry about it.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of this old comedy show called Dad's Army.
I'd love to feel sorry for these poor sods, but alas, they kill Ukrainians (or at least try to), so fuck 'em.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, in 20 years the contents of that box will have melted, just like everything else in the world.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9