1698 pts ยท October 15, 2015
I'm a Cavalry Scout in the US Army currently stationed in South Korea, if your reading this, send boobs or funny shit.
NOOOOOOO! I'm shipping out to basic on August 8th D:, gonna play the shit outta this when I get back tho.
"Huh, that's a fancy light shooooooooooWOAH"
I think I just fell in love with that cop
MOAR!!
Function over form bro, now to see if u can break a million!
Probably something like a hyena
Understandable
Why not?
Yet
But there were barriers, 2 giant metal ones the dumbass shoulda seen.
Dats purdy.
My dumbass would be getting the bolt cutters for that door just to see what's inside.
*easiest 4 years of your life
'Attempts' ya gifted asshole! Nice work
Followed by "Where'd that pepper spray come from?"
I was honestly hoping she'd get out and grab a bag of chips from the trunk or something
WOT
Aaaaaand it turns out to be a jump cut
He actually looks a little like that new spiderman guy.
Well i came.
Wasn't expecting that
it will look even cuter burning
.
Someone by the magnificent bastard a beer
Awwww yis motherfuckin spoon scritches
That's cool as hell, just, you know, keep it over there
Awww it's trying to rip open its stomach.
Well I mean that was more an octagon so...
Well then
I'll be honest, I was waiting for it to go right back into the hole
NOOOOOOO! I'm shipping out to basic on August 8th D:, gonna play the shit outta this when I get back tho.
"Huh, that's a fancy light shooooooooooWOAH"
I think I just fell in love with that cop
MOAR!!
Function over form bro, now to see if u can break a million!
Probably something like a hyena
Understandable
Why not?
Yet
But there were barriers, 2 giant metal ones the dumbass shoulda seen.
Dats purdy.
My dumbass would be getting the bolt cutters for that door just to see what's inside.
*easiest 4 years of your life
'Attempts' ya gifted asshole! Nice work
Followed by "Where'd that pepper spray come from?"
I was honestly hoping she'd get out and grab a bag of chips from the trunk or something
WOT
Aaaaaand it turns out to be a jump cut
He actually looks a little like that new spiderman guy.
Well i came.
Wasn't expecting that
it will look even cuter burning
.
Someone by the magnificent bastard a beer
Awwww yis motherfuckin spoon scritches
That's cool as hell, just, you know, keep it over there
Awww it's trying to rip open its stomach.
Well I mean that was more an octagon so...
Well then
I'll be honest, I was waiting for it to go right back into the hole