Gregoros

6498 pts ยท May 20, 2015


Hodor.

looks like he/she wants to play with your hand. Next time she does this try putting the webbing of the thumb and pointer finger in front of her mouth and try to get him/her to gently bite it. If they do lightly push her onto her back and she will probably lightly grab your wrist with the front paws and kick with hind feet.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed when the nerd in the book Timeline when everyone starts volunteering for quantum teleportation and he is like, "Fug dat I know how that theoreticly works."

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it sad that I actually have a working 8" Floppy drive from an old mainframe that I use to weigh down a top heavy dresser?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After I visited home after moving out our cat would hiss then come over to me purring wanting lovins. "Im mad at you but I still love you".

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not as bad as the time I needed an ultrasound for a lump on my right nut. Poor girl probably got the job hoping to see babies.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes on you. I moved the TV just so I could see it from the open door.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want an actual instance of this look up the Game Grumps Goonies II episode when Ain gets Dan with it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use suction to hold it on the end of a straw then drop it in the back of their mouth. Owl tried to carry off my buddy but he was too fat.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use deluge too. just make sure to use a VPN that doesnt keep logs.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aunt flow looks pissed

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can tell by the body language the cat is ticked off because she wont let him/her outside.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Seeing him on whose line had me in stiches

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to play short stop too. Catching balls like that is so satifying.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also use the Turok control scheme.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turn off auto aim and git good. He is the easiest player to head shot ;)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They bring it to you because they think you are a bad hunter and need help with food.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

My Mom had a turtle as a kid. Until Granny accidentily stepped on it... Also Turtles have nerve endings in their shells so can feel the pats

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When it gets bad smoke some marjiauna. it helps me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could be wrong but I think in the 2nd Ed ADnD Handbook dwarves get magic resistance because they are so stubborn.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Res evil 7 scared me outta my wits. Res evil 8 has got big f*ckin tits. -Arin Hanson

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By now an entire generation has grown up never having heard the original Return of the Jedi end song.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good luck getting my 6'5 ass in to that thing

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first cat growing up would always do this to both of my brothers and myself when we were crying as kids.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure at least 2 of these went to my elementry school

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Helmet dude. Trust me, Im Canadain.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kirby would have been 23 now :(

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