4458 pts · March 24, 2012
Rescue doggo momma!
I thought the dog was one of those "it's actually cake" pics!
"BACK to indigenous people."
That's why we send 19 year olds to war.
Needs more garbage under the table.
Million dollar idea!
Always check to see if the child safety locks are off in the back seat doors before you get in a car/uber.
Or tell them you are on your period. Many guys will get grossed out and stop assaulting you.
"Tummy time" is really great for adults, too!
Is that a Titleist?
Screw a certificate, give that guy a full-ride scholarship to whatever school/training he wants after high school!
I wanna see his teef!
Men's shorts are often straight up and down and don't have room for hips and booty. So if you get a size big enough to cover your butt, the waist is 5 inches too big.
I hope you also affectionately call him "breadcrumbs"! ❤️
So it only imploded yesterday!? Ugh.
A guy who ended up not going said some of the balast was just like old pipes! He said no thanks!
Same.
Be prepared? To starve to death?
My sinuses cleared out just seeing that picture of vick's vaporub.
Of all the awful stuff in the world, THIS is the story that makes me cry today.
So were the first 2 houses like, "hmmm... a child covered in blood outside my door... that's probably fine," and just went back to watching tv? Even if you thought it was a trap, wouldn't you call 911 anyway!?
So pretty and delicate!
Sounds legit.
Same!
Him be leaf.
That's still good advice!
Barf
Why did they have multiple brooms in their car?
I thought the dog was one of those "it's actually cake" pics!
"BACK to indigenous people."
That's why we send 19 year olds to war.
Needs more garbage under the table.
Million dollar idea!
Always check to see if the child safety locks are off in the back seat doors before you get in a car/uber.
Or tell them you are on your period. Many guys will get grossed out and stop assaulting you.
"Tummy time" is really great for adults, too!
Is that a Titleist?
Screw a certificate, give that guy a full-ride scholarship to whatever school/training he wants after high school!
I wanna see his teef!
Men's shorts are often straight up and down and don't have room for hips and booty. So if you get a size big enough to cover your butt, the waist is 5 inches too big.
I hope you also affectionately call him "breadcrumbs"! ❤️
So it only imploded yesterday!? Ugh.
A guy who ended up not going said some of the balast was just like old pipes! He said no thanks!
Same.
Be prepared? To starve to death?
My sinuses cleared out just seeing that picture of vick's vaporub.
Of all the awful stuff in the world, THIS is the story that makes me cry today.
Same.
So were the first 2 houses like, "hmmm... a child covered in blood outside my door... that's probably fine," and just went back to watching tv? Even if you thought it was a trap, wouldn't you call 911 anyway!?
So pretty and delicate!
Sounds legit.
Same!
Him be leaf.
That's still good advice!
Barf
Why did they have multiple brooms in their car?