My name is not Harvey. I am not a rabbit. I am a serial joker, a lesbian geek, a nerdy gamer. I'm English, I drink tea, I watch esports, I make inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times. I like to read. I play guitar. I speak a little Dutch. OK bye.
I'm living in a world where telephone cords are retro tech. I'm so old. Please someone take me out back and shoot me.
Now I know how to defeat you if you ever become my arch-enemy. Your move.
I can never get enough of girls wearing waistcoats and ties.
Witches Abroad will forever be my favourite Discworld novel.
M. Night Shyamalan's Attack on Titan
When I started dating my ex she was 19 and I was 28. I should not really be shocked that did not work out.
I do this on Reddit, upvote people I disagree with but am having a conversation with. That's what it's for!
Preach.
Chocolate and vanilla swirl.
Banana hammock.
Nathan Fillion
You would make a terrible paramedic.
Back in my day there were no blue shells. Whippersnappers.
Being Elmo is actually a really good documentary and you should watch it regardless of Elmo and his apparent links to Hitler.
I thought it was deliberate because of Sean Bean.
I still would.
My most irrational fear of all is metal ships. This is terrifying to me.
From the crazy persons point of view, you're already the crazy one. This is where I take my zen stance and talk about the lack of spoons.
Weeeeelllll....sanity is a sliding scale. Let's not pin you down.
That just brings me right back to questioning your sanity.
I don't get people who like kids. They're annoying. And they smell. Babies smell.
Yeah. You're right. She was definitely the crazy one. Imagine if you'd actually ended up having kids with her. Close call.
Well now you have to tell me.
Now I'm questioning which one of you was truly the crazy one.
Everyone knows the first few months of a relationship are all about holding the crazy in. She probably didn't get the memo.
You mean you're not supposed to say that to people you just met!? Damn. There goes my perfect reply.
I'm so awkward that I have this shameful reaction when people catch me doing nothing at all. What if people THINK I was doing something!?
Other women hate me when I tell them I've never had cramps. This is where I laugh maniacally.