HayseedByte

319 pts ยท December 23, 2014


Say when...

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have those same Bahco adjustable wrenches. Expensive, but worth it.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OK have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These people have excellent taste in music.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A man of culture. Feckin pumas

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Jake brakes are loud. I bet it'd be pretty loud to have big truck crash through your living room because their brakes got too hot, though.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cat just wanted to lay in the sunny spot

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crime started going down roughly 15 years after Roe v Wade. I expect it to start rising again in a decade or so.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I've always wanted to learn to dance but I got no rythym.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a joke. No one is actually going through the trouble to fill boxes with cat shit and leave them on their own porch hoping to mildly inconvenience a thief.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His daddy used him as alligator bait.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You must be fun at parties.

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 13

A fuckin what now?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm your Huckleberry. In fact, that's just my game. Say when.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except we'll all be homeless and starving way before the rich are hurt bad enough to change anything.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've gotten a drop of the PAA we use on my wrist a couple times and it resulted in a pretty severe chemical burn and you can't get near it without an APR.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peracetic acid, actually.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You mean the Louisiana fella he sent to the Promised Land?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was that a Warlord of Arizona reference you snuck in there? Easy there, window puncher.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIGHT?! I was starting to wonder if I was the only one that saw the idiocy of using touch screens in a car. I fkin hate touchscreens.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

But a cancer or diabetes diagnosis doesn't mean you'll lose everything ul

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think they were referring to the water dude was standing in. Doesn't matter what country you're in, there's shit in flood water.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

So that's how Estwing makes those handles.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except our cops will just kill us and it wont even make the news.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We deserve it. Sorry everyone.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Easy to say what you would've done after the fact, with all the information and sitting in your living room.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can put a couple pieces of dry ice in a 20oz bottle with some water, put the lid on it real quick and throw it and it will blow up like that. It's loud af but basically harmless. We used to do it all the time at work.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See What I can Fuck up Today

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Natural gas

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1