HelloILikeEels

1786 pts ยท February 1, 2014


My username pretty much sums it up. If this gets to the front page i'll pm you nudes.

GUYS GRILLED PB&J IS WHERE IT'S AT

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well, maybe it's talking about underneath...

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Turned every cheek, you say?

11 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 1

FOXTROT

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

School's Out by Alice Cooper and Under Pressure by Queen were the memorable ones. And then their last song was Everlong which was stellar

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saw them at Firefly 2014 and for their encore they came back out as a cover band called The Holy Shits, best moment of my life

11 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 0

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Captain Teemo on duty...sacrificing the lives of the innocent to our dark lord.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Nice Teemo hat...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Keep at it and you'll be promoted to Assistant to the Regional Manager

11 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I remember my first Civ game, realizing I'm right next to India and thinking "alright well its ghandi, I should be safe"....god was I wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 885 Dislikes 0

I DON'T WANNA BEAT AROUND THE BUSH

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Can I..... can I put my dick in it?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Woah, I haven't seen that commercial yet...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We should've all seen that Pooh is mentally unstable, he doesn't even wear pants.

11 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 2

It's five o'clock somewhere OP

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Is that where I find the clitoris?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh god I didn't study... 2275/30

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Beouf Batch

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love Mackdombles

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*as he moonwalks away* "BYE BYE LIL' SEBASTIAN"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm heading there this fall as a freshman, can confirm the amount of booty is above par

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IS THAT OREO CEREAL I SEE PEEKING OUT OF THE RIGHT SIDE???!?!?!?!

11 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 3

I need a Doyer dog STAT!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cargo is probably the least creepy, but you'll cry for the rest of the day

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hi! I'm Blinky! And I just want to be your friend!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You missed a perfect opportunity to say double dog dare here.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That means two things

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm what world do we live in where people grill their PB&J

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