IWinFriendsWithSalad

875 pts ยท November 4, 2014


It curves to the right.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oui!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hats off to you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Triggered.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

So, that's how low he can go.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's some weeb shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Uninstall windows. That should help.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's never worse than DBZ

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like a raccoon fucked a kitten under the adorable tree.

10 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

No. But +1 for That's So Raven reaction GIF

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yeah. There are. My pooch was allergic to fleas AND flea medicine. Just ask the vet about it next time she goes. :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be. Could also be cigarette smoke, pollen, perfume, mold. Pretty much anything that humans can be allergic to.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she's chewing on her feet, she probably has an allergy to something. She's itchy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would like to snuggle both of these creatures. Kthnx

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Doesn't she just!? A real peach.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh look, tartar sauce. :|

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got a $100 fine, reduced to $25 when I called and explained what happened, but she felt the need to imply I was a liar and a thief. Cute.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But as she was leaving she made sure to say "I'm not apologizing."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And when I looked at her and said. "Excuse me?" She took her Delissio pizza out of the oven 10 minutes early and went to her room.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At this point in the story my roommate (to whom I wasn't even speaking) interrupted with "I'm SURE that's what happened."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I wasn't payingattention and got on anyways & when the guy who was checkingPresto cards got on the train, I thought I was good. I wasn't

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One day I guess I had forgot to load my card with money, so when I tapped on, the machine probably would have said "Dont get on the train"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is like a gift card for public transit. It works on a honor system, so you fill your card, then tap onto the train to say "Here I am!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One day I was telling her a story about how I forgot to tap on to the train. The trains here in Toronto have a card called a Presto.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One example then just for you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's my Fetish

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Thank you! I'm keeping an eye on it. Pretty sure he's better than that. He seems to be being civil at least. Even if she isn't.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doing that tomorrow.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0