Icefyer

1699 pts ยท August 1, 2017


So, basically nothing compared to his assets then?

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Imagine the splinters there though...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just shatter your jaw in three places like everyone else, duh...

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Morbius but he's a werechicken?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which won't happen. Those in power are all basically rape-buddies at this point.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're pretty optimistic to even think it'll get that far before then.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Fraud", as in anyone that benefits from it at all...

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To blow up Alderan.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not always about camo. Sometimes it's a sex magnet.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bum gets destroyed by gales all the time, especially after chipotle. I don't see what the big deal is...

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Hunting Horn while I eat more mushrooms than my grandma in college.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good question. I have intestinal problems so I use the toilet stool myself. I know they make collapsible travel versions.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because companies own the government.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wars? You mean there's more than one?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are the rest of us just walking skeletons at this point? When's the next skeleton war?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Neither of which they'll do because they're all gobbling Dear Leader's slimy crotch.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now watch nothing be done about it.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Tony Bgawk?

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't smoke in any form so I'm super unfamiliar as to what the first two are exactly. Would you care to explain what a flower and cart are?

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine blue being the one that boosts the weirdboy powers so he does the classic Genie bit...and then spontaneously explodes from too much WAAAGH build-up but everyone thinks he teleported instead of being vaporized into a fine mist.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a Robin Williams one? Now I'm just imagining a comedian ork that painted themselves blue instead of red or yellow to try to figure out what that color does...

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a kitsune with a confidence problem.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An all-minotaur orchestra?

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My lunch!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what about the one that's cunning and brutal?

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, only natural it'd go off! The guy's clearly on fire...

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Colonel Angus? I love his beef!

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm secretly a zombie then?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one doing situps in the bun freaking sent my sides into orbit.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0